I don't like old birds these days...

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on: December 26, 2019, 09:02:25 AM
At least not romantically....


 :dontknow:

If I had it to do again, I would pick girls in their late 20s or early 30s...

Barren sorts though....

...discuss your perfect female...
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Reply #1 on: December 26, 2019, 09:10:52 AM
At least not romantically....


 :dontknow:

If I had it to do again, I would pick girls in their late 20s or early 30s...

Barren sorts though....

...discuss your perfect female...

Freud with the 'Ugg' deflection.

Freud wouldn't say no shit about 'old men', that's a fact. He wants that money.

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Reply #2 on: December 26, 2019, 09:12:53 AM

...discuss your perfect female...



One that comes with a mute button.
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Reply #3 on: December 26, 2019, 09:18:17 AM
Barefoot and pregnant.

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Reply #4 on: December 26, 2019, 09:20:58 AM
At least not romantically....


 :dontknow:

If I had it to do again, I would pick girls in their late 20s or early 30s...

Barren sorts though....

...discuss your perfect female...

Your stories were way more with it, when you posted as a woman DD. 
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Reply #5 on: December 26, 2019, 09:30:57 AM
At least not romantically....


 :dontknow:

If I had it to do again, I would pick girls in their late 20s or early 30s...

Barren sorts though....

...discuss your perfect female...

Old age is just around the corner for you little guy.... suck it up.
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Reply #6 on: December 26, 2019, 09:37:27 AM
Your stories were way more with it, when you posted as a woman DD.

Piss off, bent dude.. 

I'm not brown or have XX chromosomes....  I certainly don't want to fuck you!  :laughinatu:


Go away you creepy old fuck!  :laughinatu:
Give out those Pez dispensers and Bic pens in Costa Ebola for as long as you like...

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Reply #7 on: December 26, 2019, 10:06:49 AM


Even your feet reek DD. You’d make  donkey in Tijuana vomit.
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Reply #8 on: December 26, 2019, 10:30:30 AM
At least not romantically....


 :dontknow:

If I had it to do again, I would pick girls in their late 20s or early 30s...

Barren sorts though....

...discuss your perfect female...



Translation - you’d pick out a naive whorebag
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Reply #9 on: December 26, 2019, 10:46:21 AM
Freud is all about lip gloss and wrist scrunchies and starting coven grade shit threads.

When FT closed he lost his couch mojo and should change his nic to Elsa of Arendelle.

And...when he was in the FT secret cave, he would call Trump a bag of orange, desiccated skin stretched over 250 pounds of french fries and cheese puffs with the intelligence of a fossilized marshmallow peep.

He said  a brain damaged opossum butt texting could produce a more coherent tweet than Trump, that a constipated donkey had a better grasp on foreign and domestic policy than that literal bag of dog shit on fire, Donald J Trump

and a lot worse...

and now freud is fluttering around like a blue bird singing Trump love 24/7

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Reply #10 on: December 26, 2019, 10:58:34 AM
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Reply #11 on: December 26, 2019, 11:40:52 AM
Freud is all about lip gloss and wrist scrunchies and starting coven grade shit threads.

When FT closed he lost his couch mojo and should change his nic to Elsa of Arendelle.

And...when he was in the FT secret cave, he would call Trump a bag of orange, desiccated skin stretched over 250 pounds of french fries and cheese puffs with the intelligence of a fossilized marshmallow peep.

He said  a brain damaged opossum butt texting could produce a more coherent tweet than Trump, that a constipated donkey had a better grasp on foreign and domestic policy than that literal bag of dog shit on fire, Donald J Trump

and a lot worse...

and now freud is fluttering around like a blue bird singing Trump love 24/7

You said you were a straight gal and a backpack just looking for some action...  :laughinatu:
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Reply #12 on: December 26, 2019, 12:41:43 PM
Freud with the 'Ugg' deflection.

Freud wouldn't say no shit about 'old men', that's a fact. He wants that money.

I’m surprised he hasn’t made his services known to Peaches, that old shirt-lifter loves to indulge in regular rent boi action.
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Reply #13 on: December 26, 2019, 01:59:04 PM
I’m surprised he hasn’t made his services known to Peaches, that old shirt-lifter loves to indulge in regular rent boi action.

Frood only takes cash. Peaches doesn't carry cash.
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Reply #14 on: December 26, 2019, 09:59:18 PM
I’m surprised he hasn’t made his services known to Peaches, that old shirt-lifter loves to indulge in regular rent boi action.

Will you and BEnzover be signing a Prenuptial agreement?
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Reply #15 on: December 27, 2019, 08:06:14 AM
Will you and BEnzover be signing a Prenuptial agreement?
^^So says Frood who lives with a dude.
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Reply #16 on: December 28, 2019, 02:54:16 PM
Piss off, bent dude.. 

I'm not brown or have XX chromosomes....  I certainly don't want to fuck you!  :laughinatu:


Go away you creepy old fuck!  :laughinatu:
Give out those Pez dispensers and Bic pens in Costa Ebola for as long as you like...
I don't read that imbecile's posts. However, you started a thread which means your shadow appears and you quoted it.

Here it is by the way.
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Reply #17 on: December 28, 2019, 04:09:24 PM
I don't read that imbecile's posts. However, you started a thread which means your shadow appears and you quoted it.

Here it is by the way.


Maybe you should start. Especially since your ass cry’s out to be a Latinas ass. On the other hand, Asians can’t be trusted.
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Reply #18 on: December 28, 2019, 05:55:31 PM
At least not romantically....


 :dontknow:

If I had it to do again, I would pick girls in their late 20s or early 30s...

Barren sorts though....

...discuss your perfect female...
My old lady was born in 79. She looks younger than forty and she makes money. Brother, what else do you need,
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Reply #19 on: December 28, 2019, 09:09:00 PM
My old lady was born in 79. She looks younger than forty and she makes money. Brother, what else do you need,

Does she fetch you food and barrel wash on command?

That's important.
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