Now It's Time for the Adult Party

[H.C.Trouble]

I'm so fucking merry that Christmas is over.  So many things went wrong.   I  punched a mall Santa in front of  my kids because he looked liked TWAP and my dumbass fat wife didn't get the video.   

When I say hold my beer I'm doing something special. So we fought all Christmas, dumb bitch. She finally bailed me out, thanks to Chico.

I see a good new year on the horizon.

Let's start the New Year early.

Raise your glasses!

2020 the year for Optometrists.

[The Queen Bee]

Is this the New Years resolution thread ? lol

[The Scoundrel]

Is this the New Years resolution thread ? lol

HC didn't get the presents he asked his Mom and Dad for.

He's pissed.

 

[Captain Caveman]

I just got a bottle of aussie whiskey for helping a mate collect his stuff from his estranged wife's residence...

Which was totally a surprise...

...I was there to hear the drama llama hurl emotionally bombastic insults and guilt bait... 

 

Happy New Year indeed!..

Fucking Italian bitches...

[H.C.Trouble]

Is this the New Years resolution thread ? lol

Hell no, time to complain about our gifts!

My "loved" ones bought me a stupid Montreal Canadiens jersey.  The year the Raptors were champs.  I'm surrounded by dumbass loved ones.

Hello, I'm a Raptors fan, they don't even listen to me?

Fuck them, you're my family now.

[The Queen Bee]

I got a salad spinner and waffle maker

[H.C.Trouble]

HC didn't get the presents he asked his Mom and Dad for.

He's pissed.

 

Common knowledge my  parents have been dead for  more than a decade. 

They were shot to death at the very first Black Friday ... I'll never forgive those niggas at Walmart.

[H.C.Trouble]

I got a salad spinner and waffle maker

[The Queen Bee]

You're practical,  cabinet space is tough to come by.

What do you do with all that stupid shit!

All I wanted was the Ninja Air Pressure Cooker thingy and they get me a stupid hockey jersey.

I'm pissed and need a drink.

They’re up in the cabinet . My new coach purse is on my dresser tho

[Captain Caveman]

I got a salad spinner and waffle maker

[Lemon]

I'm so fucking merry that Christmas is over.  So many things went wrong.   I  punched a mall Santa in front of  my kids because he looked liked TWAP and my dumbass fat wife didn't get the video.   

When I say hold my beer I'm doing something special. So we fought all Christmas, dumb bitch. She finally bailed me out, thanks to Chico.

I see a good new year on the horizon.

Let's start the New Year early.

Raise your glasses!

2020 the year for Optometrists.

I hope that someone got the video.  You'll never out-do the Disneyland Family Beatdown of '19, tho.

[Aryan]

I hope that someone got the video.  You'll never out-do the Disneyland Family Beatdown of '19, tho.

I saw that. American niggers are the absolute worst, Walt Disney must have been turning in his grave.

[LotusBud]

I'm so fucking merry that Christmas is over.  So many things went wrong.   I  punched a mall Santa in front of  my kids because he looked liked TWAP and my dumbass fat wife didn't get the video.   

When I say hold my beer I'm doing something special. So we fought all Christmas, dumb bitch. She finally bailed me out, thanks to Chico.

I see a good new year on the horizon.

Let's start the New Year early.

Raise your glasses!

2020 the year for Optometrists.

Your wife must be the envy of all the women in your bowling club.

[Blurt]

All I got for Christmas was a tea towel, a box of Turtles and a zit on my forehead.

I must've been bad this year.

[Dovey]

 I got a jar of my favorite lotion(Cococabana cream), new cookware and a David Bowie shirt

  We still have holiday plans with family we didnt see over the actual holidays. Christmas is a week long endeavor usually.

[Blurt]

Christmas lasts a week?

No wonder the Holy Virgin got the post-partum blues.

[BEnzo]

All I got for Christmas was a tea towel, a box of Turtles and a zit on my forehead.

I must've been bad this year.

Speaking of zits, I remember Feral popped Froods zits when he visited her. Lol. I'm pretty sure that's how the story went.

[Lemon]

Speaking of zits, I remember Feral popped Froods zits when he visited her. Lol. I'm pretty sure that's how the story went.

He probably thought his own pus was young and purdy and should be saved in a jar.

[Oak]

I got a salad spinner and waffle maker

[Lemon]

I got Perles de Lalique, smells divine.  Then I got a roasting pan with a rack.  I got a nice bottle of Malbec from my comadre. 

Waiting for my last gift from my partner.   I swear, he's going to be late to his own funeral.  I'm going to make sure he has his ass rolled in late per his usual self.  Otherwise, no one will believe he's in the coffin!

Do you like this guy?