Why is JooDog a prick?

[Blandscape]

And not just any ol' prick, one of them there self styled doggy style pompous pricks that are all engorged, angry and inflamed, like Red Adair capping another not very hazardous soiled blowout, or FoxMulder dry humping yet another thread in the forlorn hope he can impregnate something, anything....just once.

Looking up from my ability to look down on most of your merry band of mammalian gut-rot, I sometimes ponder the great questions that give life, to simple answers.

Answers that none of you seem able to comprehend.

Joo is a prick, it's not his fault..... It's Flea's.

[LotusBud]

And not just any ol' prick, one of them there self styled doggy style pompous pricks that are all engorged, angry and inflamed, like Red Adair capping another not very hazardous soiled blowout, or FoxMulder dry humping yet another thread in the forlorn hope he can impregnate something, anything....just once.

Looking up from my ability to look down on most of your merry band of mammalian gut-rot, I sometimes ponder the great questions that give life, to simple answers.

Answers that none of you seem able to comprehend.

Joo is a prick, it's not his fault..... It's Flea's.

He is definitely a prick, but how is it Flea's fault?

[Blandscape]

He is definitely a prick, but how is it Flea's fault?

She gave him the company credit card with a $75 monthly limit, and he created this, his own little Kingdom.

It is nice to watch you adopt a position Lotus. I concur with your assertion, he's a prick.

[LotusBud]

She gave him the company credit card with a $75 monthly limit, and he created this, his own little Kingdom.

It is nice to watch you adopt a position Lotus. I concur with your assertion, he's a prick.

I've had a position on Spamalot since Day 1.  He is a subliterate tool.

[Blandscape]

I've had a position on Spamalot since Day 1.  He is a subliterate tool.

He also rolls his own Virginian tobacco with the entrails of dead leftist baby intestines.

I read it on FlameTruth. So you can take it as read.

[Biggie Smiles]

This thread sucks

Improve. You idiots

[Blandscape]

This thread sucks

Improve. You idiots

It's not your fault. It was never your fault. Let's call this what it is. An intervention.

Or Murder.

[Blandscape]

It's alive!

You see, he's aware...just not of all of his surroundings.

[Biggie Smiles]

what drugs are you on today?

[Blandscape]

what drugs are you on today?

If only there was a drug that ensured I never see you abuse your panel again. Then I might claim to have an unnatural supernatural sight.

Alas, you're just another prick that does what you think your survival demands.

[Blandscape]

See TWAP, Bwain and Von Uberoink for details.

[Rennel_Feldswipe]

Nothing wrong with being a prick if you're good at it. 

[Vomitus Projectus]

[Blandscape]

Nothing wrong with being a prick if you're good at it. 

Of course not, you and Joo are a beautiful murmuration of pricks.

I hope you are not still hoping we see in the New Year wiff the same ol'same ol?

[Blandscape]

See TWAP, Bwain and Von Uberoink for details.

[Seamajor]

This thread sucks

Improve. You idiots

At least Stubby is a smallish prick, although that’s not saying much.

[Blandscape]

If you burl 360 degrees like a toddler on speed and then read a Joodog post, it gives you the hacked http co-ordinates to a dark web video of Chris Cuomo pumping Alex Jones up the dinner dumper, while firing an AK-47 in the air.

Try it.

[The Queen Bee]

YAWN


Thank you, NEXT

[Blandscape]

YAWN


Thank you, NEXT

What is next Flea...you saying yawn again. Tell me, if it didn't work the first time for you, why would you Einstein it in the hope that it works on its 563rd outing?

[Biggie Smiles]

At least Stubby is a smallish prick, although that’s not saying much.

Why don't you find a really tall building to fall off from?