Old Herman is Celebrating Thirty Five Years of Alcohol and Drug Abuse

[Herman]

Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.

It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish. I will make it three by noon. That is my goal today.

[Oak]

Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.

It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish. I will make it three by noon. That is my goal today.

And look how great you turned out?!

  




 

[Herman]

And look how great you turned out?!

  




 

Ecks ackly.

[The Queen Bee]

Congrats ! Big milestone there

[Seamajor]

Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.

It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish. I will make it three by noon. That is my goal today.

  Right on Herman. Commendable 

[Herman]

Congrats ! Big milestone there

Thanks Bee, but I could not have done this on my own. I have to thank my lush Ukrainian old man, a lifetime working in the oilpatch, Canadian Correctional Services and my association with one per center bike gangs for making this all possible,

[Fashionista]

Actually, it is longer than that. I just turned fifty two. I was stealing the old man's barrel wash when I was nine, smoking weed like a chimney when I was ten, popping purple mike's at twelve, driving to school shitfaced on my dirt bike when I was fifteen. I bought my first gram of coke when I was nineteen, and then it was love.

It is 10 am and I have already drank a litre of swish. I will make it three by noon. That is my goal today.

You're going to be a grandfather this year..

Don't you want be around to see your grandchild grow up?