Needless to say, just keep that bitch in check
Freud is all bar queen, nevertheless
Throwing her shade, baby, what a fucking wreck
His feet are covered in glitter, what the heck
Posting in a bad way, losin' his grip
Walking the drag strip, don't trip
Someone stole his fairy wings, don't know how that felt
Lookin' at Flea sideways, couch on tilt
Ooh-ooh, some things Freud just can't refuse
He wanna ride Benzo like a cruise
Now Freud's drunk, drank too much booze
He's left in the dust, gasping for air
Dovey kneels down, says a quick prayer
Freud gets back up, puts a flower in his hair
He's a gay sunflower, filled with gay power
Cupcake princess with a sparkling crown
Sitting on his iron throne, the new drag on queen of couch town
BOOM!