Hey MGTOWers

[Dovey]

 As I'm sure the penis wielding communities of MGTOW know, I'm turning 40 this summer *gaaassppp*.

 I'm pretty sure I hit the wall over decade ago.

 I need some help letting my wall hitting be known. I get too many thirsty guys trying to swing from my washed up labia. What is this nonsense?

 Could you please leash your own? I did my time and I'd like to enjoy my wall in peace. Cant they see I'm retired af fuck?

 Fuck. Halp meh!!!

 Maybe tell them I only look young because of witch craft I commit using the testis of rouge Alphas and to run when they see me pumping gas or logging onto to the internet? 

 Who I report the wall humpers to? MGTOW HQ, get on it!

[Rancidmilko]

Real men don't go TOW

They get a family and raise their kids conservatives.


The objective is getting rid of us and if you decide to live your life as a loner, that's what you're doing.

[Dovey]

Real men don't go TOW

They get a family and raise their kids conservatives.


The objective is getting rid of us and if you decide to live your life as a loner, that's what you're doing.

 The ring on my finger does not deter these thirsty knuckledraggers. 

 Talking about Jesus? Encourages them. Smdh.

[Dovey]

 I once told a guy who used to follow me around the gym, leering at me....that I had herpes.

 He said, "that's okay, I have condoms"

 So I said "okay I'm trying to be nice but just fuck off" lol.

[Blurt]

Spoken like a true member of the WGTOW movement.

 

[Dovey]

Spoken like a true member of the WGTOW movement.

 

 I didnt hit the wall.

 I drove into that bitch at 120 mph.

 P.S

 I e swoon over you quite frequently ♡

[Blurt]

Aw.

I have a Swoonie. I'm honoured. 

Must be my dashing good soul.

[Mr NiceGuy]

As I'm sure the penis wielding communities of MGTOW know, I'm turning 40 this summer *gaaassppp*.

 I'm pretty sure I hit the wall over decade ago.

 I need some help letting my wall hitting be known. I get too many thirsty guys trying to swing from my washed up labia. What is this nonsense?

 Could you please leash your own? I did my time and I'd like to enjoy my wall in peace. Cant they see I'm retired af fuck?

 Fuck. Halp meh!!!

 Maybe tell them I only look young because of witch craft I commit using the testis of rouge Alphas and to run when they see me pumping gas or logging onto to the internet? 

 Who I report the wall humpers to? MGTOW HQ, get on it!

Is that you in the avatar? Nice lips. Love your chin. Can you push that four eyed raven haired hag out of the shot so I can see more of the beautiful face of my future dick sucker?

Thanks sooooooo much!

[Oak]

I once told a guy who used to follow me around the gym, leering at me....that I had herpes.

 He said, "that's okay, I have condoms"

 So I said "okay I'm trying to be nice but just fuck off" lol.

Nah, he was just admitting he had herpes. 

[Dovey]

Is that you in the avatar? Nice lips. Love your chin. Can you push that four eyed raven haired hag out of the shot so I can see more of the beautiful face of my future dick sucker?

Thanks sooooooo much!

 The lips and chin belong to my 16 year old.

 Do you want to die? Because this is how you die.

 Do you often refer to minor children as your "future dick suckers"?

[The Queen Bee]

The lips and chin belong to my 16 year old.

 Do you want to die? Because this is how you die.

 Do you often refer to minor children as your "future dick suckers"?

I don’t think he knew she was your kid or 16. I couldn’t tell

[Dovey]

I don’t think he knew she was your kid or 16. I couldn’t tell

 I couldnt even it was that visable. 

[Mr NiceGuy]

I figured your husband. Small pic. I tried to zoom.

My bad. I'll buy you a pony. It's on the shore in Arizona.

[Mr NiceGuy]

See this is why real pictures are bad. Everyone goes to dark places. It gets personal. I would show you my pussy but she's too fat to fit in one pic and she weighs more in pounds than your son aged in years. Yes. She likes snacks.

[Dovey]

I figured your husband. Small pic. I tried to zoom.

My bad. I'll buy you a pony. It's on the shore in Arizona.

 So you want to see the beautiful face of my husband before he blows you?

 

[Dovey]

See this is why real pictures are bad. Everyone goes to dark places. It gets personal. I would show you my pussy but she's too fat to fit in one pic and she weighs more in pounds than your son aged in years. Yes. She likes snacks.

 I was doxxed many years ago and the women I was in a hoorwar with were trashing my looks.

 I've used my real pics as avis ever since. On occasion I'll use a random not real pic that I like. But mostly it's just a habit I'm in.

[Mr NiceGuy]

I don’t think he knew she was your kid or 16. I couldn’t tell

Did you watch that special on Aaron Hernandez? My wife did. I didn't yet. Sounds like an abusive father and all those concussions fucked him up.  Concussions are no joke. Just read a local article where a guy quit because he had 5 concussions already. Don't fuck with your brain. It's not worth all the money in the world if it doesn't work right. And mine never did.

[Mr NiceGuy]

So you want to see the beautiful face of my husband before he blows you?

The joke was in saying the pic is awesome and then you realizing I meant the person behind you and not you. You know what? If I have to explain the joke then we might as well talk about the last Star Wars while I'm bringing to light things that may never make sense to anyone. Because it failed about as bigly as my joke to you did. I mean... how can force lightning take down star ships? So ghey.

[Oak]

I was doxxed many years ago and the women I was in a hoorwar with were trashing my looks.

 I've used my real pics as avis ever since. On occasion I'll use a random not real pic that I like. But mostly it's just a habit I'm in.

What do looks have to do with posting on a forum?

[The Queen Bee]

Did you watch that special on Aaron Hernandez? My wife did. I didn't yet. Sounds like an abusive father and all those concussions fucked him up.  Concussions are no joke. Just read a local article where a guy quit because he had 5 concussions already. Don't fuck with your brain. It's not worth all the money in the world if it doesn't work right. And mine never did.

Yes I did and it’s LIES