Once upon a time I had a very bad respiratory infection. This was back when i lived in MS. In fact I think I was talking to Joo when this occurred. Anyway.
I went to the store to buy everything they had for symptom relief. One of those things was a container of bathsalts made with eucalyptus and peppermint.
So I started a hot bath, dumped almost the entire container in(I was very congested and desperate) and sat in the water.
I started feeling like....a hot tingle on my lady bits. I stayed laying there thinking it would pass. But it didnt. It escalated from a tingle to feeling like my entire vagina was on fire. Quickly.
I hopped out and started rinsing off but everything fucking burned. And it SWELLED like a BABOONS ASS. It seriously looked like freshly injected and horrifically chapped lips. You know when women get lip injections and they look all blown up and fucked up? That was my vagina for like three days.
I almost went to the ER but I was way too embarrassed. So I wore loose long skirts and put blistex on it.
I'm telling you all this because when Oak calls Cunt "Someones Cunt" and I think about his manifestos this is the memory it invokes. The itch that never leaves. The eucalyptus in your bath salts.
