Oak I'm white, how would I know?
It's never too white until a token black man does the Carlton
I'm telling you, it's too white here. It's why the have places like LSA.
Let me tell you a story...my partner is soooooooo white, you have no idea. Sooooooooooo very white.
Anyway, we were up in the Sierras in the snow. We pull over at a spot to look at a lake. He loves the mountains and was in great spirits. He decides to be "funny" and starts dancing in the snow and declares he's doing a traditional Mexican folk dance. You know, he's around Hispanics and so he's "connecting" (LMFAO).
My mom watches him for about 3 more seconds, looks him up and down and says totally deadpan:
NO, you're not!
He immediately stopped dancing and laughed. I started giggling then laughing and my mom did too.
She said "I don't know what the heck you were doing, but that's not a Mexican dance".