So it's 7 days of a 90lb Haggis in the wrong Tartan v 450lbs of driftwood Whale blubber posing as a regurgitated breakfast burrito whipped and wrung into shape by Flametowne's Jimmy Dean/Jim Morrison and Jimmy Hendrix for the coon appeal superhero type in the making, kids figurine LTD Edition Flameathon.
History in the making kids.
Don't even stop to put the kettle on or you'll miss out.
There's only 604,800 seconds to catch this one live and you can tell the grandkids that 9/11, Kittyhawke and the Sermon on the Mount rolled up into one weren't as good a gig as this.
Yes, although actual viewing figures will surely be lower than the audience for the first Sex Pistols gig at the Free Trade Hall in Manchester 1976 (42 including that fuckin Ginger cunt Mick Hucknall) this was like Florence during the renaissance in the importance alluded to in Flametowne history.
So put on your dancing shoes and see who can make it past day 1 without shitting their pants and being Joo banned shall we?
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