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Shit poster of 2019 awards
« on: February 06, 2020, 01:28:03 PM »
Although late, but better than never, I am pleased to announce the 2019 vote your shit poster of the year award.

For 2019 we have a fine lineup of drooling spastic spam merchants for you to choose from as an official nominee for who you believe to be the most irredeemable fuckwad on all of Al Gore's internet.

Any poster receiving 5 or more nominations will be included in our final voting round and then off to recieve their very own grand prize of total fucktardary. Induction into our 2019 Hall of Fame under our shit poster of the year category.

Each poster may list more than one fuckhead of a worthless spastic jerkoff as a nominee.

Please include a brief description as to why you are nominating this particular loser for inclusion into the final voting process.

I'll start

Seamajor.

Clearly a victim of brain rot, Blunt force trauma or brain cell deterioration due to massive drug overuse. Complete fuckhead dribbling moron that never has anything interesting to say.
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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2020, 01:30:17 PM »
Locustbug and Slow-Mo Joe....

(Need I say more)
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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2020, 01:48:20 PM »
Gotta go with Caskur here

A.K.A Caskur the Hutt.

This fucking growling behemoth of a stinky ogre with her haystack weave has yet to ever contribute a single post of value to any site she's ever infested with her obnoxious presence.

Lord only knows what's keeping her from tripping over one of the bodies she has turned into a pillar of salt around her home in the swamp and falling face first into a pack of hungry alligators as karma would have you believe. 
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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2020, 02:43:04 PM »
Biggie Strapon and Vlad the Plaid Shirt are tied for number 1.  Oak at 2.
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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2020, 02:45:17 PM »
Although late, but better than never, I am pleased to announce the 2019 vote your shit poster of the year award.

For 2019 we have a fine lineup of drooling spastic spam merchants for you to choose from as an official nominee for who you believe to be the most irredeemable fuckwad on all of Al Gore's internet.

Any poster receiving 5 or more nominations will be included in our final voting round and then off to recieve their very own grand prize of total fucktardary. Induction into our 2019 Hall of Fame under our shit poster of the year category.

Each poster may list more than one fuckhead of a worthless spastic jerkoff as a nominee.

Please include a brief description as to why you are nominating this particular loser for inclusion into the final voting process.

I'll start

Seamajor.

Clearly a victim of brain rot, Blunt force trauma or brain cell deterioration due to massive drug overuse. Complete fuckhead dribbling moron that never has anything interesting to say.

It's kind of stupid, because you know CONs way outnumber liberals on this forum.  None of you twisted, lying, low IQ CONs will win the prize, though there are a dozen of you who more than deserve it.
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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2020, 02:46:33 PM »
Biggie  needs to be part of this list. Without question the biggest drama queen, miserable woman hating sedentary, cross forum ass kisser, weighing in at 170 lbs, standing 5’1 1/2” when he can make it to his feet.
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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2020, 02:49:11 PM »
Biggie  needs to be part of this list. Without question the biggest drama queen, miserable woman hating sedentary, cross forum ass kisser, weighing in at 170 lbs, standing 5’1 1/2” when he can make it to his feet.

Don't sob princess.

All the votes aren't in yet. I'll sure you'll make it to the final round.
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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2020, 02:49:42 PM »
It's kind of stupid, because you know CONs way outnumber liberals on this forum.  None of you twisted, lying, low IQ CONs will win the prize, though there are a dozen of you who more than deserve it.
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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2020, 02:51:02 PM »
:kleenex:

I'm just clarifying the fact that your poll has zero credibility, like everything you post.  Though the truth hurts, there is no need for you to cry about it.
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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2020, 02:54:12 PM »
I'm just clarifying the fact that your poll has zero credibility, like everything you post.  Though the truth hurts, there is no need for you to cry about it.

Are you mad because I didn't vote for you? Communist?
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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2020, 02:54:52 PM »
I'm just clarifying the fact that your poll has zero credibility, like everything you post.  Though the truth hurts, there is no need for you to cry about it.

Of course. Easier for him. He just gets to sit there. I got shit to do. Later LB
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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2020, 03:14:37 PM »
Uncle dilf who lasted less than a week before fleeing back to BF where he curled up into a ball and actually died.

All because a "Taco Queen" dumped a few..most of his posts into the shitter.

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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2020, 05:06:04 PM »
Caskur of course but you have to stand in awe of her ability to get every forum owner in the past two decades to play her "give me another chance, I didn't know any better/won't do it again" game. Some of them more than once.

It's kind of impressive in a grimy, disgusting way.
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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2020, 05:11:16 PM »
I definitely have to go with Oak

Hypocrisy off the charts

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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2020, 05:16:48 PM »


This one definitely needs to be on this list. After all DD is killing it in the neg rep dept.
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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2020, 06:17:45 PM »
I love this thread, everyone revealing their butthurt.

 :crampe: :crampe:
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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2020, 06:36:53 PM »
I love this thread, everyone revealing their butthurt.

 :crampe: :crampe:

I'm butthurt because I didn't make anybody's list!   :furious:
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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2020, 06:37:14 PM »
I love this thread, everyone revealing their butthurt.

 :crampe: :crampe:
It's not like we're doing it on a daily basis like someone we know...  O0
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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2020, 06:38:31 PM »
I'm butthurt because I didn't make anybody's list!   :furious:

I did by the usual suspects.  I'm not participating in this vote.  I'm going to keep laughing at the reveals.  :biglaugha:
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Re: Shit poster of 2019 awards
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2020, 06:39:11 PM »
It's not like we're doing it on a daily basis like someone we know...  O0

Who are you kidding?
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