Author Topic: Shit poster of 2019 awards (Read 2881 times)

Biggie Smiles · « **on:** February 06, 2020, 01:28:03 PM »

Although late, but better than never, I am pleased to announce the 2019 vote your shit poster of the year award.

For 2019 we have a fine lineup of drooling spastic spam merchants for you to choose from as an official nominee for who you believe to be the most irredeemable fuckwad on all of Al Gore's internet.

Any poster receiving 5 or more nominations will be included in our final voting round and then off to recieve their very own grand prize of total fucktardary. Induction into our 2019 Hall of Fame under our shit poster of the year category.

Each poster may list more than one fuckhead of a worthless spastic jerkoff as a nominee.

Please include a brief description as to why you are nominating this particular loser for inclusion into the final voting process.

I'll start

Seamajor.

Clearly a victim of brain rot, Blunt force trauma or brain cell deterioration due to massive drug overuse. Complete fuckhead dribbling moron that never has anything interesting to say.

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2020, 01:48:20 PM »

Gotta go with Caskur here

A.K.A Caskur the Hutt.

This fucking growling behemoth of a stinky ogre with her haystack weave has yet to ever contribute a single post of value to any site she's ever infested with her obnoxious presence.

Lord only knows what's keeping her from tripping over one of the bodies she has turned into a pillar of salt around her home in the swamp and falling face first into a pack of hungry alligators as karma would have you believe.

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2020, 02:49:11 PM »

Quote from: Seamajor on February 06, 2020, 02:46:33 PM

Biggie needs to be part of this list. Without question the biggest drama queen, miserable woman hating sedentary, cross forum ass kisser, weighing in at 170 lbs, standing 5’1 1/2” when he can make it to his feet.

Don't sob princess.

All the votes aren't in yet. I'll sure you'll make it to the final round.

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2020, 02:49:42 PM »

Quote from: LotusBud on February 06, 2020, 02:45:17 PM

It's kind of stupid, because you know CONs way outnumber liberals on this forum. None of you twisted, lying, low IQ CONs will win the prize, though there are a dozen of you who more than deserve it.

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2020, 02:54:12 PM »

Quote from: LotusBud on February 06, 2020, 02:51:02 PM

I'm just clarifying the fact that your poll has zero credibility, like everything you post. Though the truth hurts, there is no need for you to cry about it.

Are you mad because I didn't vote for you? Communist?

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2020, 07:33:58 PM »

Quote from: Bonesaw on February 06, 2020, 07:31:51 PM

I think all of you are wonderful.

Even Caskur the friendly ghoul?

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #6 on:** February 07, 2020, 02:21:56 PM »

So far we have Lotusslob enjoying a comfortable lead for biggest shit poster of 2019

Sea lumps not far behind

Carry on

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #7 on:** February 07, 2020, 03:24:29 PM »

Quote from: LotusBud on February 07, 2020, 03:21:12 PM

The way I counted it, I have 2 mentions, Sea has 2 mentions, Caskur has 2, Oak has 2, and you have 2. Math's hard, I know, Strapon.

See how easy it is to get these Monkeys to work for free?

Now go wash the dishes or something. Make yourself useful.

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #8 on:** February 07, 2020, 03:52:40 PM »

Quote from: LotusBud on February 07, 2020, 03:50:19 PM

That has to be a joke. Gotta link?

What's the tally, hoe?

Do your job then you can go play with the other kids.

Christ..... this foreign help... I swear.

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #9 on:** February 07, 2020, 04:12:33 PM »

Quote from: LotusBud on February 07, 2020, 04:07:43 PM

I might be able to talk Vomitus into voting for you. That would leave only one person to recruit. What an honor that would be for you, Strapon! And a well-deserved one!

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #10 on:** February 07, 2020, 04:45:03 PM »

Quote from: LotusBud on February 07, 2020, 04:42:12 PM

Wow. I do not want to look back on my life and say, or even fleetingly think, "I perfected my troll" or "I upped the post count at that board" or anything like that.

What do you want to look back on your life and say? "I was a diehard communist that hated America my entire life?"

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #11 on:** February 07, 2020, 05:24:02 PM »

Quote from: Seamajor on February 07, 2020, 05:06:04 PM

Is this a poll?

no. Its a bee hive You tremendous fucking dolt.

Now prentend its a penis and deepthroat it

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #12 on:** February 07, 2020, 07:45:51 PM »

Thats four for the communist

Shit poster of the year by popular and electoral college metrics

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #13 on:** February 08, 2020, 01:53:00 PM »

Quote from: LotusBud on February 08, 2020, 06:29:14 AM

Links, please.

You're in the lead lotus. Congrats

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #14 on:** February 08, 2020, 01:53:43 PM »

Quote from: Oak on February 08, 2020, 01:46:24 PM

Just because I'm not a math challenged communist doesn't mean that I'm a Trump supporter, Twatus.

BOOM

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #15 on:** February 08, 2020, 03:29:57 PM »

Quote from: Oak on February 08, 2020, 03:23:27 PM

I won't provide you my address. I don't think you can calculate the postage. Math is hard for communists.

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #16 on:** February 08, 2020, 08:05:46 PM »

Quote from: seoulbro on February 08, 2020, 07:59:37 PM

I predict he will win by a landslide.

Dunno. Right now LotusCrabs is holding big lead in first with her diarrhea of the mouth disease

Are you casting an official vote for the creepy rabbit molester here?

I think that would place both he and the Grinch that stole Christmas in first place

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #17 on:** February 08, 2020, 08:19:12 PM »

We now have a tie for first place friends!

with both StanMajor and LocustBum in first place with four votes a piece.

give a few more days for everyone else to get their votes in and we'll be moving our two lucky participants into the final judging round for grand prize of shit poster for 2019.

stay tuned

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #18 on:** February 08, 2020, 08:36:37 PM »

Quote from: Oak on February 08, 2020, 08:31:31 PM

You now, I've always been neutral or positive towards seamajor...and y ese cabrón likes her posts when his mommy says something fucked up to me.

What a fucking kiss ass.

He's a piece of shit and you're not enough of a communist scumbag for his tastes

Are you casting a Stanmajor vote here?

Everyone can vote for more than one person in the nominee round.

Biggie Smiles · « **Reply #19 on:** February 08, 2020, 08:45:40 PM »

Quote from: Oak on February 08, 2020, 08:43:15 PM

I may vote for more than one candidate?

Oh, my. I vote Rancid.

So we have you penciled in for Rancid, Stanmajor and LotusBum.

Gotcha