Author Topic: Shit poster of 2019 awards (Read 2875 times)

Oak · « **on:** February 06, 2020, 06:17:45 PM »

I love this thread, everyone revealing their butthurt.

Oak · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2020, 06:38:31 PM »

Quote from: Rennel_Feldswipe on February 06, 2020, 06:36:53 PM

I'm butthurt because I didn't make anybody's list!

I did by the usual suspects. I'm not participating in this vote. I'm going to keep laughing at the reveals.

Oak · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2020, 06:39:11 PM »

Quote from: Rancidmilko on February 06, 2020, 06:37:14 PM

It's not like we're doing it on a daily basis like someone we know...

Who are you kidding?

Oak · « **Reply #3 on:** February 07, 2020, 07:39:07 PM »

I feel like I should vote just to be an asshole. I'm gonna think on it. If I decide to chime in, it will be for the forum's communist.

Oak · « **Reply #4 on:** February 07, 2020, 07:48:53 PM »

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on February 07, 2020, 07:45:51 PM

Thats four for the communist

Shit poster of the year by popular and electoral college metrics

Did that count?

See, I'll let a dumbass pass, they can't help it. When someone fakes her way through life being a lefty while living like a righty...and then hates the very system that facilitated her living like a righty...fuck 'em. She posts hysteria, hogwash and treasonous poison.

Ok, I voted.

Oak · « **Reply #5 on:** February 08, 2020, 01:46:24 PM »

Quote from: LotusBud on February 08, 2020, 06:28:27 AM

While you post right-wing drivel and fall for every lie the corporate masters tell you. I am honestly surprised you aren't running around in a MAGA hat. It would suit you, the way you twist facts to suit your level of hatred.

Just because I'm not a math challenged communist doesn't mean that I'm a Trump supporter, Twatus.

Oak · « **Reply #6 on:** February 08, 2020, 03:23:27 PM »

Quote from: LotusBud on February 08, 2020, 03:17:00 PM

But I live like a righty, according to you. How do righties live, Oak, and what about my life resembles them?

You talk like a Trump supporter, and spew hate like one. Post your address and I'll send you a MAGA hat. It'll look good on you!

I won't provide you my address. I don't think you can calculate the postage. Math is hard for communists.

Oak · « **Reply #7 on:** February 08, 2020, 07:14:29 PM »

Quote from: LotusBud on February 08, 2020, 03:44:06 PM

Oh, right. That was super clever. At least at your level of intelligence it must seem so.

Go back and read your own "quips" twatus dweebus...

Oak · « **Reply #8 on:** February 08, 2020, 08:31:31 PM »

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on February 08, 2020, 08:19:12 PM

We now have a tie for first place friends!

with both StanMajor and LocustBum in first place with four votes a piece.

give a few more days for everyone else to get their votes in and we'll be moving our two lucky participants into the final judging round for grand prize of shit poster for 2019.

stay tuned

You now, I've always been neutral or positive towards seamajor...and y ese cabrón likes her posts when his mommy says something fucked up to me.

What a fucking kiss ass.

Oak · « **Reply #9 on:** February 08, 2020, 08:43:15 PM »

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on February 08, 2020, 08:36:37 PM

He's a piece of shit and you're not enough of a communist scumbag for his tastes

Are you casting a Stanmajor vote here?

Everyone can vote for more than one person in the nominee round.

I may vote for more than one candidate?

Oh, my. I vote Rancid.

Oak · « **Reply #10 on:** February 08, 2020, 08:47:42 PM »

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on February 08, 2020, 08:45:40 PM

So we have you penciled in for Rancid, Stanmajor and LotusBum.

Gotcha

Nuh uh uh. Just Lotus and Rancid, they're also up each others' assholes.

Oak · « **Reply #11 on:** February 09, 2020, 04:03:53 AM »

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on February 09, 2020, 02:41:22 AM

We have a clear leader now en-route to the 2019 shitposter of the year award.

Sea Sperm now has a total of six confirmed votes. At this rate we may simply want to skip the conviction phase and proceed straight to the flogging.

Thank you for you vote Mr Herman sir.

Would you like to inform her majesty of The Blue Cashew & The Iron Princess of the happenings so that they too can joy in condemning this utterly useless sea spastic?

You're not counting a vote I didn't make, correct?

Oak · « **Reply #12 on:** February 10, 2020, 03:20:31 PM »

Who's getting the silver medal?

Oak · « **Reply #13 on:** February 10, 2020, 06:10:26 PM »

Quote from: The Iron Chink on February 10, 2020, 06:07:17 PM

Obviously not a book because that imbecile can't read anyway. Perhaps, a pair of platform shoes for Seamidget.

How'd you get so many negs? You've hardly been here.

Oak · « **Reply #14 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:03:10 PM »

Quote from: The Iron Chink on February 10, 2020, 06:18:35 PM

I have Seamoron on ignore, but he can't seem to ignore me.

I have a couple of those myself.

Oak · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2020, 11:41:33 PM »

Quote from: H.C.Trouble on February 12, 2020, 11:40:14 PM

There are no shit posters, except for those that post actual PI.

Flametruth failed because being as smart as din was the cuttoff level. BG has a few people smarter than din and a surprising number dumber.

Martini is the worst poster because he doesn't understand the boundaries.

He could have had a lot of fun here and his podcasts were a new approach. What a total fuck up.

Excellent post.

Oak · « **Reply #16 on:** February 13, 2020, 12:38:22 AM »

lol @ chop

And he is the biggest pile of shit of 2019 hands down!

Oak · « **Reply #17 on:** February 13, 2020, 04:37:55 PM »

Quote from: H.C.Trouble on February 13, 2020, 04:34:51 PM

I want to vote Martini!

But Lotus is making a good point.

She did vote for herself twice just on page 9.

Can't you make her happy and give her some kind of participation trophy? Have you no heart, Joo?

Oak · « **Reply #18 on:** February 13, 2020, 04:47:23 PM »

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on February 13, 2020, 04:40:42 PM

what's lotus point?

Besides the point at the top of her witch hat?

Acknowledge the bitch already. She seeks understanding and connection. Make her happy, call her "my sweet" and kiss her ass.

Oak · « **Reply #19 on:** February 13, 2020, 04:50:53 PM »

Quote from: LotusBud on February 13, 2020, 04:49:43 PM

Says you.

Says right.