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on: February 13, 2020, 03:19:53 PM
You posted on BC that you are five foot six. Biggie Smiles posted here he is five foot nine. You see, five foot six is shorter than five foot nine. Ya see, you are the stubby one, not him.
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Reply #1 on: February 13, 2020, 03:27:33 PM
Not tall men, but 5 ft 6 isn't even average male American height which is 5' 10".
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Reply #2 on: February 13, 2020, 03:29:20 PM
hahahahahaha

He posted a shirtless picture of himself in a bathroom. He barely made it above the sink counter. And those things are 48" to 52" tops. The wall mounted towel hanger was at ear level. The light switch was parallel to his forehead.

Then there was the butterfly tattaoos on his tit cleavage  :crampe:
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Reply #3 on: February 13, 2020, 03:32:10 PM
Ze plane! Ze plane!
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Reply #4 on: February 13, 2020, 03:33:39 PM
You posted on BC that you are five foot six. Biggie Smiles posted here he is five foot nine. You see, five foot six is shorter than five foot nine. Ya see, you are the stubby one, not him.

You liar. Find it for us.
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Reply #5 on: February 13, 2020, 03:34:47 PM
Ze plane! Ze plane!


Not bad for an 80 yo. Eat your heart out Herman.
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Reply #6 on: February 13, 2020, 03:34:56 PM
Ut oh

Shortymajor getting real sensitive now  :crampe:
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Reply #7 on: February 13, 2020, 03:35:33 PM
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Reply #8 on: February 13, 2020, 03:38:24 PM
Not bad for an 80 yo. Eat your heart out Herman.

Are you 80?
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Reply #9 on: February 13, 2020, 03:40:47 PM
Butterfly tits!

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Reply #10 on: February 13, 2020, 03:45:08 PM
Butterfly tits!



Who in God's name called those butterflies?   Who called those "tetas"?   Have you ever seen a pair?

Have you EVER seen a butterly in your life?   
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Reply #11 on: February 13, 2020, 03:47:13 PM
Who in God's name called those butterflies? 

Have you EVER seen a butterly in your life?

That pic is many years old... you know what ink does on 80 year old sunburnt skin?  :crampe:

They're butterflies now!  :biglaugha:
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Reply #12 on: February 13, 2020, 03:47:26 PM
Ut oh

Shortymajor getting real sensitive now  :crampe:

Eat your heart out Stubby. Sedentary little fella
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Reply #13 on: February 13, 2020, 03:48:56 PM
That pic is many years old... you know what ink does on 80 year old sunburnt skin?  :crampe:

They're butterflies now!  :biglaugha:

Even if they're not butterflies it's hysterical watching him go flat out fucking apeshit every time they are mentioned  :crampe:
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Reply #14 on: February 13, 2020, 03:51:21 PM
Even if they're not butterflies it's hysterical watching him go flat out fucking apeshit every time they are mentioned  :crampe:

That pic was quite a few years old when I grabbed it about 5 years ago...  :biglaugha:

They probably look like melting bats by now...  :crampe:

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Reply #15 on: February 13, 2020, 03:51:37 PM
Even if they're not butterflies it's hysterical watching him go flat out fucking apeshit every time they are mentioned  :crampe:

I'd question the fumblings of any many that called those "tetas" for sure though.  That would be a virgin alert.
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Reply #16 on: February 13, 2020, 03:52:34 PM
I'd question the fumblings of any many that called those "tetas" for sure though.  That would be a virgin alert.

Any many you say don't do you?  :popcorn:
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Reply #17 on: February 13, 2020, 03:53:20 PM
That pic was quite a few years old when I grabbed it about 5 years ago...  :biglaugha:

They probably look like melting bats by now...  :crampe:
:crampe:

melting bats

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Reply #18 on: February 13, 2020, 03:55:19 PM
:crampe:

melting bats

 :crampe:

Save em for your friends at the egg roll
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Reply #19 on: February 13, 2020, 03:55:54 PM
Any many you say don't do you?  :popcorn:

English please.
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