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Offline kooch

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Happy Valentine's Day faggots
« on: February 14, 2020, 03:14:05 AM »
Love you guys.

Not as much as I'm going to love pulling my vomit covered dick out of my girlfriends throat and forcing it dry into her arse in a couple of hours, but love none the less.

Xoxo
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day faggots
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2020, 03:47:53 AM »
Happy V Day, Koochiepoos... I'm dropping a heart shaped deuce as we speak and I'll name it after you...
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day faggots
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2020, 06:28:57 AM »
My wife will be out with her boyfriend so I can spend some quality time with a whole pizza and some unusual pr0nograpfy... :beerbang:
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day faggots
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2020, 09:39:45 AM »
 GB and I are both sick. The whole house is sick.

 So everyone is home laying around.

 We dont even celebrate vday. We do things for the girls though.

 My oldest was having her boyfriend come over for dinner tonight so we can all meet him and that's gonna have to be canceled, sadly. We were all really looking forward to this and she was so excited about it :bawling:
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day faggots
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2020, 10:09:53 AM »
Quote from: kooch on February 14, 2020, 03:14:05 AM
Love you guys.

Not as much as I'm going to love pulling my vomit covered dick out of my girlfriends throat and forcing it dry into her arse in a couple of hours, but love none the less.

Xoxo
you’re doing it in reverse son
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day faggots
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2020, 11:54:01 AM »
Happy V day, Kooch !
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day faggots
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2020, 12:30:03 PM »
Quote from: kooch on February 14, 2020, 03:14:05 AM
Love you guys.

Not as much as I'm going to love pulling my vomit covered dick out of my girlfriends throat and forcing it dry into her arse in a couple of hours, but love none the less.

Xoxo

Have you considered the physiological and psychological benefits of eating more French Toast?
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day faggots
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2020, 12:31:35 PM »
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day faggots
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2020, 12:41:46 PM »
You say the nicest things while being the most despicable of hypocritical human beings.

Stop taking it all so personally, you have many endearing qualities that personify an equality of idiocy.

I have never once blamed you for what you are, I merely blame us for allowing it.
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day faggots
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2020, 12:45:06 PM »
I suspect under certain circumstances (you know the ones), that you too enjoy French Toast.

French Toast makes us all more amiable to being even French.

That's da power of French Toast.
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day faggots
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2020, 12:51:32 PM »
Quote from: Blandscape on February 14, 2020, 12:45:06 PM
I suspect under certain circumstances (you know the ones), that you too enjoy French Toast.

French Toast makes us all more amiable to being even French.

That's da power of French Toast.



Would you like me to make you my special French toast ?
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day faggots
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2020, 12:59:54 PM »
Quote from: The Queen Bee on February 14, 2020, 12:51:32 PM


Would you like me to make you my special French toast ?

Can you emboss a picture of JooDug onto it using thermodynamics and the cooling rates of carbon, and can you cut it up into soldiers?
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day faggots
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2020, 01:55:49 PM »
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day faggots
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2020, 06:08:36 PM »
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on February 14, 2020, 10:09:53 AM
you’re doing it in reverse son

Well obviously it went back in her mouth mate.
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day faggots
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2020, 07:06:28 PM »
This is better than you think, wait for it, Fire Marshall Bill does an OK job of it.





well the band is pretty decent anyway.
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