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How to flame Oak's (heart)
« on: February 22, 2020, 02:58:25 PM »
So the story behind this is Rancid PM'd me asking if I could write him a little something that he could post for Oak on valentines day. He was really sincere and wanted to express some hidden feelings he had. He wanted her to know he was just flaming and not being mean.

Valentines day is gone and he never posted it. I think he thought that people would make fun of him or think he was just a big, soft teddy bear. He has flamer cred to protect, so it was a big gamble to post something like this.






Here's to Oak, because she's hot
Looking at her photo ties my hear in a knot
'Cause I was crazy for you from the very start
Got your face tattooed on my arm in yellow hearts
Wanna tour your whole body, it's a work of art
That ass you have is so enchanting  and fine
So baby how about posting after mine
I wanna be online with you all the time
Always getting lost in your beautiful eyes
Wanna snuggle between those sugar coated thighs
There is only one thing I really want to do
Give you a virtual hug 'cause I adore you
I'm breathless after reading all your posts
Of all the SG girls I yearn for you the most.
A personality brighter than a tequila sun
Doesn't take things too serious, just having fun
Graceful, alluring, a funny little honey bunny
My words are not always smooth as velvet
But I just wanted to tell you how I really felt



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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2020, 03:58:53 PM »
 :crampe: :crampe: :crampe:


You're the devil, Foxy. 
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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2020, 04:04:00 PM »
Ban this fucker, Flea!


PMs are supposed to stay private!
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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2020, 12:23:04 PM »
The biggest LOL in this post is seeing Lotus Bud get so mad she took off her only shoe and started smashing the Shittie button with it.

Benzo, please write one of your love poems for Lotus before this spinster has another melty.

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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2020, 04:45:24 PM »
The biggest LOL in this post is seeing Lotus Bud get so mad she took off her only shoe and started smashing the Shittie button with it.

Benzo, please write one of your love poems for Lotus before this spinster has another melty.
Jeeeeesus-
You have any idea how hard it is to write love poems? Decent ones?
Hard.
Lotus, huh. That's like 2 X hard.
Not a lot of material there. Political mostly, and I hate that.
I'll think on it..
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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2020, 08:33:00 PM »
The biggest LOL in this post is seeing Lotus Bud get so mad she took off her only shoe and started smashing the Shittie button with it.

Benzo, please write one of your love poems for Lotus before this spinster has another melty.

The hate runs deep in Lotus.   :biglaugha:
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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2020, 08:41:06 PM »
The biggest LOL in this post is seeing Lotus Bud get so mad she took off her only shoe and started smashing the Shittie button with it.
Aint nothing new about it.
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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2020, 08:41:43 PM »
« Last Edit: February 24, 2020, 11:37:06 AM by Vomitus Projectus »
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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2020, 10:40:45 PM »
Lotus,
Has no love for Potus.
Not that Trump
Would ever give a dump,
(Heh)
Because let's be honest,
Potus is misogynist,
Which Lotus does hate,
But there's no debate,
Even if Lotus showed tit,
Trump would not hit.

Lotus,
Badly wants a new potus.
She needs somebody new,
Why not a Jew?

Bernie is her man,
With a socialist plan,
But as for being a man,
Sanders in that regard does lack,
But cut him some slack,
He ain't hung like Bernie Mack.

So when Lotus' hubby,
Lays her with his stubby,
Bernie is on her mind,
That bald old rind,
And she screams 'Free Healthcare for All!',
No matter if it makes America fall,
And 'Tax the Rich',
Let the economy hit the ditch,
And when her husband moans,
She lets out a groan:
'Please let it be Bernie 2020!
God! I want to return to the land of plenty!'
For Portugal may be great,
Sharing a bathroom with eight,
But America will always still be the best,
No matter the test,
Truth just as Lotus' husband most certainly often fakes a faint,
That poor Motherfucker must be a saint,
All he wants is a quick and quiet release,
And me I just say PEACE!
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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2020, 12:59:45 AM »
tl.dr.
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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2020, 02:07:44 PM »
Lotus,
Has no love for Potus.
Not that Trump
Would ever give a dump,
(Heh)
Because let's be honest,
Potus is misogynist,
Which Lotus does hate,
But there's no debate,
Even if Lotus showed tit,
Trump would not hit.

Lotus,
Badly wants a new potus.
She needs somebody new,
Why not a Jew?

Bernie is her man,
With a socialist plan,
But as for being a man,
Sanders in that regard does lack,
But cut him some slack,
He ain't hung like Bernie Mack.

So when Lotus' hubby,
Lays her with his stubby,
Bernie is on her mind,
That bald old rind,
And she screams 'Free Healthcare for All!',
No matter if it makes America fall,
And 'Tax the Rich',
Let the economy hit the ditch,
And when her husband moans,
She lets out a groan:
'Please let it be Bernie 2020!
God! I want to return to the land of plenty!'
For Portugal may be great,
Sharing a bathroom with eight,
But America will always still be the best,
No matter the test,
Truth just as Lotus' husband most certainly often fakes a faint,
That poor Motherfucker must be a saint,
All he wants is a quick and quiet release,
And me I just say PEACE!

You must be sitting at home on your couch playing video games all day.  And Bernie isn't even president!
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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2020, 02:42:15 PM »
You must be sitting at home on your couch playing video games all day.  And Bernie isn't even president!

You exude the rankest stench of pent up testosterone that ever offended nostril.

Away, you unwashed mountain goat.
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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2020, 03:48:23 PM »
You exude the rankest stench of pent up testosterone that ever offended nostril.

Away, you unwashed mountain goat.

And you smell like lilacs.
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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2020, 03:50:47 PM »
The biggest LOL in this post is seeing Lotus Bud get so mad she took off her only shoe and started smashing the Shittie button with it.

Benzo, please write one of your love poems for Lotus before this spinster has another melty.

Where'd you see that, exactly?  The same place where rancid proclaimed his desire for Oak?  lmao
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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2020, 04:04:32 PM »
Where'd you see that, exactly? 

In the room where you keep the rotting, uneaten wedding cake. 


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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2020, 04:33:55 PM »
In the room where you keep the rotting, uneaten wedding cake.

No wonder it has no relation to reality.  Dickens wrote fiction, sweetie pie.  I'm not wealthy and I'm not a spinster, so there are two things right there that are just completely off the wall.
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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2020, 05:15:58 PM »
Dickens wrote fiction,

Have you read Dickens?

Your posting style would lead me to believe you're more likely to have listened to the audio book.

Anyway. Fox as usual misses the mark. You're much more of a 'Mrs Joe' type although your body mass would suggest more obese American rather than Victorian English, starving peasant. Your demeanour however is pretty much carbon copy you fuckin screeching harridan.

If the local am-dram society ever produces the play perhaps you could audition as ballast on a prison hulk?

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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2020, 09:30:48 PM »
Clearly many have gotten Lotus' number.
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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2020, 10:51:36 PM »
You must be sitting at home on your couch playing video games all day.  And Bernie isn't even president!
I was sitting in a Lazyboy, actually. I don't play video games. Was watching HBO.
I fit that poetry nonsense in. I was very upset that the Young Pope may have passed.
I thought the Bernie Mack reference was a nice touch btw.
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Re: How to flame Oak's (heart)
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2020, 11:52:31 AM »
I was sitting in a Lazyboy, actually. I don't play video games. Was watching HBO.
I fit that poetry nonsense in. I was very upset that the Young Pope may have passed.
I thought the Bernie Mack reference was a nice touch btw.
Bernie Mack bit the dust long ago
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