Mr. Biden...
How will you deal with the communist freeloaders in your moderate freeloading democratic party? And how many lunar Starbucks vouchers will I get if I vote for Old Navy trousers?
Very fine questions young man. Very fine.
Don't you think these questions would be better asked of a Presidential candidate? Well let me tell you what I would do if I were running for president.
Pepper spray? Out. Hair sniffing? Mandatory on the first and forth Tuesday of every month. Vouchers for all hair care products for any women under the age of 17 and I would leave Lunar starwars in the capable hands of qualified people such as Luke Sky-walker and that furry guy? What's his name again? Rosie Odonnell?
And more importantly, Me and Joseph Stalin were very close friends back in the flight academy but how many nuclear subs do you think he can afford?
Joe Namath - My football career ain't over just yet