My husband is disgusted with both of you nincompoops. Did I mention I'm very very gay and I have a husband who is gay too but we're married as husband and husband which is very very straight and normal, so don't bring it up. It's discriminatory to bring our gay marriage up randomly and that's part of the reason why I dropped out of the race, because gay bashers bashing me and my lovely gay husband (did I mention I'm totally in love with my husband who is a gay male too?).
It's not applicable to the conversation. Stop and desist! I grew up on the streets of Philadelphia! A gangbanging motherfucker except I never slept with a mother, or my mother, cause I'm like very very gay. I lived the struggles of a negro person of color. You wouldn't like me angry. Or my husband for that matter. We will throw down and tag team your asses Joe and Elizabeth. Well, maybe not you Elizabeth. You nearly pass.
Joe, you want to smell our butt hair? Not in a gay way.
Stop bringing homosexuality up! I'm warning you!