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Welcome Joe Biden

We here as emissaries to the Klingon Empire welcome you

What do you plan to do about Corona Virus good sir?
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Re: I am so excited to be your nominee for Governor of Idaho
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2020, 07:36:58 PM »
That's a good question young man. Thank you for asking. As soon as I am exonerated into the Nevada state legislator my first act as county clerk will be to put an end to all fast food consumption inside the courtroom.

No jurors should have to be distracted by the smell of those bacon cheese fries they serve at Trader Joes while they are busy authoring Federal laws.

Then I will put into effect a wing tax on all flying cars and outlaw high heels.

Joe Johnson  - it's time we made a difference

Um Sir? What about Corona? The growing pandemic?
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Re: I am so excited to be your nominee for Governor of Idaho
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2020, 07:56:43 PM »
This fucking guy  :crampe:
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Re: I am so excited to be your nominee for Governor of Idaho
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2020, 08:08:09 PM »
I bet it was the "thrill up the leg" talk that brought him here :biglaugha:
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Re: I am so excited to be your nominee for Governor of Idaho
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2020, 08:14:22 PM »
:crampe: :crampe: :crampe: :crampe: :crampe:

HOOLEE CHIT!!! EPIC!!! STICKIE!!!! :borat:
Shit is nuts

Should I sticky it?
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Re: I am so excited to be your nominee for Governor of Idaho
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2020, 08:25:00 PM »
Mr Biden sir.

Will Pocahontas or any of your other rivals be joining us?
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Re: I am so excited to be your nominee for Governor of Idaho
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2020, 12:19:58 AM »
Oh gawd....its happening.

 My sleep paralysis nightmare is coming true  :bawling:
Looking to be a wheelchair duel to the death over here  :biglaugha:
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Re: I am so excited to be your nominee for Governor of Idaho
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2020, 09:34:28 AM »
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Re: I am so excited to be your nominee for Governor of Idaho
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2020, 04:37:58 PM »
Really?

 I thought Biden was hysterical
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Re: I am so excited to be your nominee for Governor of Idaho
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2020, 04:40:27 PM »
I read it with interest looking for a laugh, unfortunately I didn't find it.

The gaffs were on point as far as i'm concerned. I laughed a few times actually
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