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Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?

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Voting closed: March 21, 2020, 02:51:05 PM


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Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« on: March 11, 2020, 02:51:05 PM »
Should you find yourself the last fertile male on this Earth and prepared to at least minimally fulfill your reproductive duties...

....remember, there are no courts, no child support payments, and no reason to stick around after your dick has done its dash.

....choose wisely, for the future of the human race is at stake.  :thumbup2:
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2020, 07:02:42 PM »
I wouldn’t let any of you impregnate me.
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2020, 09:38:04 PM »
Emmy was a "big"  porn star  ...  who doesn't love "big" sluts?

Lady Ice, looked nice in the semi nudes she leaked herself. Always had the hots for her.

El Diablo . When she found out I liked  Fran Drescher  more,  she went nuts and we had to be separated.

Smoochies to everybody.
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2020, 10:55:54 PM »
Sum Bum tried to impregnate the hell out of Frood.
Never took, tho.
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2020, 11:01:07 PM »
Quote from: BEnzo on March 11, 2020, 10:55:54 PM
Sum Bum tried to impregnate the hell out of Frood.
Never took, tho.


Sum bum was over at FT talking about his make believe wife’s genitals  :crampe:
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2020, 11:11:10 PM »
Quote from: The Queen Bee on March 11, 2020, 11:01:07 PM

Sum bum was over at FT talking about his make believe wife’s genitals  :crampe:
What exactly did he say about Freuds genitals?
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2020, 11:31:13 PM »
Quote from: The Queen Bee on March 11, 2020, 11:01:07 PM

Sum bum was over at FT talking about his make believe wife’s genitals  :crampe:

When BEnzo spies a dick like me or scT about, he's on it with his patented BEnzover sloppy opening... 

Freud
- "Hi guys, look at meeeeeeeeee"
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2020, 11:34:21 PM »
Quote from: Herb Butter on March 11, 2020, 11:31:13 PM
When BEnzo spies a dick like me or scT about, he's on it with his patented BEnzover sloppy opening... 

Freud
- "Hi guys, look at meeeeeeeeee"



Your buddy posted something that is freakin hilarious
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2020, 11:35:14 PM »
Quote from: Herb Butter on March 11, 2020, 11:31:13 PM
When BEnzo spies a dick like me or scT about, he's on it with his patented BEnzover sloppy opening... 

Freud
- "Hi guys, look at meeeeeeeeee"
^^
Says the faggot named 'Herb Butter'.
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2020, 11:37:07 PM »
I wonder if Faggot Frood knows that Herb is a dude name. Now a'days, a gay dudes name.
Works for me-
heh
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2020, 11:37:35 PM »
Quote from: The Queen Bee on March 11, 2020, 11:34:21 PM


Your buddy posted something that is freakin hilarious

He is prone to entertaining...  :dontknow:
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2020, 11:38:28 PM »
Quote from: The Queen Bee on March 11, 2020, 11:34:21 PM


Your buddy posted something that is freakin hilarious
Frood won't find anything wrong with it.
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2020, 11:41:15 PM »
Quote from: Herb Butter on March 11, 2020, 11:37:35 PM
He is prone to entertaining...  :dontknow:


It’s fucking sickening. Normal, heterosexual men do NOT talk like that
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2020, 11:43:18 PM »
Is BEnzover still trying to flag down my attention while he fag downs his boxers and Crisco's up? *gag*

:rolleyes2:
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2020, 11:43:37 PM »
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Just a naturally artistic person I guess. I've drawn a lot of things in my time, recorded quite a few more, generated a ton of content that people even now are trawling the Wayback Machine for and attempting to pass off as their own.

Creativity. It's often imitated, but never equaled.


Ohh, you want me to be honest? Well, I'm married so I have someone to handle the duties of touching me when I feel so inclined. Usually she does it with her lips, though will at times swaddle my throbbing, empurpled and fleshy yoghurt-slinging Love Gladiator in her hair and rub it until it spits its ropy payload across her eager tongue, making my eyes roll like marbles in their sockets as I finger her deliciously adept pink freckle and spell out the alphabet in the creamy and dripping gateway to her guts. Very sensual and intimate experience, I don't expect you to understand.


You did ask.


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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2020, 11:45:13 PM »
Quote from: The Queen Bee on March 11, 2020, 07:02:42 PM
I wouldn’t let any of you impregnate me.
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2020, 11:45:57 PM »
Lmfao @ love gladiator. That’s some gay as fuck shit right there
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2020, 11:47:03 PM »
Quote from: The Queen Bee on March 11, 2020, 11:45:57 PM
Lmfao @ love gladiator. That’s some gay as fuck shit right there

"gateway to her guts"

I was done right there  :crampe:
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2020, 11:48:44 PM »
Quote from: The Queen Bee on March 11, 2020, 11:45:57 PM
Lmfao @ love gladiator. That’s some gay as fuck shit right there
Told ya Frood wouldn't think anything wrong with it.
Remember, those two faggots shared the same couch.
I'm out-
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Re: Who would you impregnate if these were the last women on Earth?
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2020, 11:52:46 PM »
Quote from: The Queen Bee on March 11, 2020, 11:45:57 PM
Lmfao @ love gladiator. That’s some gay as fuck shit right there

You think that anyone who doesn't want to give you a Cannellini bean necklace, hates wearing shoes, or can't roll their R's when they speak is a bit light in their flip flops...  :dontknow:
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