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Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« on: March 18, 2020, 02:56:31 PM »
On day one, of the government closure of restaurants for two weeks in Ontario,  free  boxes of all kinds of stuff from my wife's workplace  -  bacon, hamburger, eggs, cheese,  basically anything we wanted that didn't come frozen.  Most of that stuff you can still freeze.   After she carried in all those heavy boxes and put them in the freezer she didn't want sex.

Sadly my wife had one  of  her dear friends lose their husband to cancer. The virus means a low funeral turn out and having to turn people away ... so sad. People will be so insulted they aren't part of the fifty invited.

Day Two of Quarantine with my fat wife ...  probably came on to my wife a bit too hard ... she went to bed saying, "Stay away from me you freak!"

The situation is still developing.

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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2020, 02:58:14 PM »
In two months time you can have her for a klondike bar...

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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2020, 03:10:42 PM »
In two months time you can have her for a klondike bar...

I'm being smart and rationing the toilet paper as a last resort ... I love watching her eat ice cream bars.

Strip rock, paper, scissors is my plan to seduce her on day three. 


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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2020, 03:46:49 PM »
I downloaded the whole "The Nanny" series and I'm binge watching it with wifey


The 90's... What a great decade.


This whole shit makes me miss my good old days even more


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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2020, 04:01:40 PM »
I downloaded the whole "The Nanny" series and I'm binge watching it with wifey


The 90's... What a great decade.


This whole shit makes me miss my good old days even more


Women think Fran Dresher was unappealing because of her voice.  Men know better.





Should I cut up my hockey equipment and go Mad Max? I'm thinking of trading it for toilet paper.

I feel fine but I'll probably die because my investments are down.
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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2020, 06:17:35 PM »
I downloaded the whole "The Nanny" series and I'm binge watching it with wifey


The 90's... What a great decade.


This whole shit makes me miss my good old days even more
Lemon just told me to say 'Hi' and 'I'll be seeing you soon. Your good days are behind you.'
Fyi
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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2020, 07:04:42 PM »
I'm being smart and rationing the toilet paper as a last resort ... I love watching her eat ice cream bars.

Strip rock, paper, scissors is my plan to seduce her on day three.

That works...

...or you could do what a now passed Chilean workmate used to do... ply her with cheap wine and when she still refuses and goes to bed, wait till she passes out and snip her panties off with a pair of scissors, have your fun, and leave scrunched up replacement undies under the sheets...
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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2020, 12:50:47 PM »
Lemon just told me to say 'Hi' and 'I'll be seeing you soon. Your good days are behind you.'
Fyi
She "told ya", Sylvio Benzown?


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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2020, 04:56:51 PM »
She "told ya", Sylvio Benzown?
Yup. She just said something I won't post because it sounds wierd coming from a guy
{no Lemon, I'm not posting that}
But it's funny. Haha
{use Fox for that stuff Lems}
She did call you a hairy ape, tho.
{happy now? good.}
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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2020, 04:58:34 PM »
Yup. She just said something I won't post because it sounds wierd coming from a guy
{no Lemon, I'm not posting that}
But it's funny. Haha
{use Fox for that stuff Lems}
She did call you a hairy ape, tho.
{happy now? good.}

I know Lemon would appreciate this poast.
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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2020, 04:59:09 PM »
I was just gonna ask if BEnzo has “the gift”
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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2020, 05:00:37 PM »
I know Lemon would appreciate this poast.
I DO!
{stop that.}
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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2020, 05:02:12 PM »
I was just gonna ask if BEnzo has “the gift”
Of course. I talk to dead people all the time. Physically dead peeps. Nobody really dies, unless forgotten. Unfortunately, in my case, some of them I'd rather forget.
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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2020, 05:28:53 PM »
Women think Fran Dresher was unappealing because of her voice.  Men know better.

I always thought she was hot.  She's probably a screamer.
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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2020, 05:50:38 PM »
Of course. I talk to dead people all the time. Physically dead peeps. Nobody really dies, unless forgotten. Unfortunately, in my case, some of them I'd rather forget.

How 'bout it!
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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2020, 06:03:00 PM »
{yes, yes. give me a minute}

Quote
Aren't all we white people "racist" unless we constantly virtue signal like you leftie progs?

Shaddup.  That stupid phrase can get lost.

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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2020, 09:59:12 PM »
{yes, yes. give me a minute}

That was our Lemon.  Best Deflector that ever played this game.
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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2020, 11:22:24 PM »
Yup. She just said something I won't post because it sounds wierd coming from a guy
{no Lemon, I'm not posting that}
But it's funny. Haha
{use Fox for that stuff Lems}
She did call you a hairy ape, tho.
{happy now? good.}
You shouldn't joke with that kind of stuff
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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2020, 07:57:04 AM »
You shouldn't joke with that kind of stuff
Who's joking?
{stop that Lems}
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Re: Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2020, 08:57:15 AM »
LOL@BEnzo


...wait till she passes out and snip her panties off with a pair of scissors, have your fun,

That’s happened to me, except I woke up before he had any fun.
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