Day Two of Quaratine During the Coronaclypse

[H.C.Trouble]

Day 8  ...  kooch spoiled it.  My  getting toilet paper was supposed to be a big surprise.   



Day 9  ...  My wife gave me an incredible blow job  while I cleaned out a closet  and  kooch is going to explain while anal is better.

[Oak]

Day 8  ...  kooch spoiled it.  My  getting toilet paper was supposed to be a big surprise.   



Day 9  ...  My wife gave me an incredible blow job  while I cleaned out a closet  and  kooch is going to explain while anal is better.

Imagine what you'll get for cleaning out the garage.

[Oak]

It was awesome. I was so fascinated by him and he was so fun and kind ♡

 Coolest hair and eyelashes I had ever seen

 

 

 I gotta find those pics  and of my Culture Club make over lol.

But, but, but...he's GHEY!

[H.C.Trouble]

Imagine what you'll get for cleaning out the garage.

I don't have a garage and if I did I would call it a car hole to not confuse kooch.

[Captain Caveman]

At home today we talked about getting a firearm.  I'm not afraid right now, but I don't know what to expect down the line.  My guy has been talking about it off and on for a few years now.

So, I asked him to start doing some research, told him a shotgun is easy.  He thinks handgun, and I said maybe one of each.

I promised that if I was ever so angry that I wanted to shoot him, I promised to only shoot him in the ass. 

Fair, right?

Unless either of you regularly shot before, a 12 or 20 gauge pump would be the best choice...

[Oak]

Unless either of you regularly shot before, a 12 or 20 gauge pump would be the best choice...

I haven't regularly shot. But also discussed going to a range, maybe take a course and then practice.

[H.C.Trouble]

I haven't regularly shot. But also discussed going to a range, maybe take a course and then practice.

Get a bb gun.   You can shoot people, it hurts a lot  but unless you hit them in the eye you're safe legally.

I grew up in the days of little kids running around and  lawn darts  ... damn I miss my cousins who died.

[Oak]

Get a bb gun.   You can shoot people, it hurts a lot  but unless you hit them in the eye you're safe legally.

I grew up in the days of little kids running around and  lawn darts  ... damn I miss my cousins who died.

I think the zombie apocalypse is coming.  BB guns can't do a damn thing.

That reminds me, I'm going to start a thread about shit we did back in the day that snowflake kids don't to today, or toys/games they played.

[H.C.Trouble]

I think the zombie apocalypse is coming.  BB guns can't do a damn thing.

That reminds me, I'm going to start a thread about shit we did back in the day that snowflake kids don't to today, or toys/games they played.

Poofer has always lived in a red hotel on Baltic Avenue that he couldn't afford.

A few of my cousins and family pets did die  even after we switched from lawn darts to horseshoes. 

Horses without shoes is not supposed to happen in Canada.

Just last year I learned a new game named Yahtzee.

Five dice?  Make's my head itch.

Games, I've got games.

[H.C.Trouble]

As you all imagined it's been sex, sex, sex  for me.  Not the icky sex like Martini and Dovey on that bare mattress he's trying to sell on e-bay.

Husband and  wife sex ... we both lie about how crappy it was and wink.

Makes it tough to update a thread when you're trying to find a way out from between Mrs Trouble's thighs.

But I must stay at home for a while.



When I first started this thread there was no pressure. I thought this would all be over in a couple of weeks when the warm weather started.