I'm being smart and rationing the toilet paper as a last resort ... I love watching her eat ice cream bars.
Strip rock, paper, scissors is my plan to seduce her on day three.
That works...
...or you could do what a now passed Chilean workmate used to do... ply her with cheap wine and when she still refuses and goes to bed, wait till she passes out and snip her panties off with a pair of scissors, have your fun, and leave scrunched up replacement undies under the sheets...