Scouse's twin sister is stalking my internet advertisements...

[Captain Caveman]

And it creeps me out every time I click on a link... 

[Baby Doll]

what you just posted is not in the least bit amusing. that you posted it anyway. <snickers>

[Oak]

And it creeps me out every time I click on a link... 

She does sort of look like that picture you've posted. Looks like she's participated in a few rugby scrums.

[BEnzo]

what you just posted is not in the least bit amusing. that you posted it anyway. <snickers>

You laughing at Freud is post worthy?
Fuck, brah, I always laugh at Froid Noid.
If I don't cop a laugh at Frood on a daily basis I'm depressed.
And I ain't depressed much.

So, what's going on in the private section of FT?
Dove?
Anything good??
I'm looking for scraps.
I was cruising the roads, and it reminds me of 40 years ago. Except for the lack of classic cars. Nobody's out.

So I go to this liquor store, which we call 'package stores' here. Liquor store=Package store. Here.
Roped off. Yellow rope. Kid behind the rope.
'Whadya want?'
'Two Bud Light Kingers'
'What's that?'
'Two Kingers. Bud Light.'
'What's a Kinger?'
'Son. Two Bud Lites 16 ounces.'
'Oh. Ya I got it. Brb.'
*Two Minutes*
'I left the change in the bag.'
'Peace.'

Crazy times-

[Seamajor]

And it creeps me out every time I click on a link... 

Yo hubby DD? Lucky girl

[Captain Caveman]

what you just posted is not in the least bit amusing. that you posted it anyway. <snickers>

Hey... you stuffing tampons up your arse and bitching and moaning when the strings break, would on the surface not be terribly amusing either... but I still laugh like clockwork when you do that little pissy gynecologist chair shimmy and hum Annie's Hard Knock Life like a retarded tree frog... 

[Baby Doll]

Hey... you stuffing tampons up your arse and bitching and moaning when the strings break, would on the surface not be terribly amusing either... but I still laugh like clockwork when you do that little pissy gynecologist chair shimmy and hum Annie's Hard Knock Life like a retarded tree frog... 

when God put teeth in your mouth he ruined a perfectly good asshole.

[Oak]

when God put teeth in your mouth he ruined a perfectly good asshole.

[Captain Caveman]

when God put teeth in your mouth he ruined a perfectly good asshole.

A can joke from a canned joke? 

[Oak]

A can joke from a canned joke? 

Funny is funny.   Like "pull my finger" is still funny, whether you're 3 or 53

[Captain Caveman]

Funny is funny.   Like "pull my finger" is still funny, whether you're 3 or 53

Pull my finger is funny? 

[Oak]

Pull my finger is funny? 

Sure, because it's silly and usually is presented out of nowhere.  It must be used judiciously though.  You have to have good timing as well.

[Captain Caveman]

Sure, because it's silly and usually is presented out of nowhere.  It must be used judiciously though.  You have to have good timing as well.

Must be an American thing...

[Herman]

And it creeps me out every time I click on a link... 

That thing does look like old Scouse don't it.