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what you just posted is not in the least bit amusing. that you posted it anyway. <snickers>
You laughing at Freud is post worthy?
Fuck, brah, I always laugh at Froid Noid.
If I don't cop a laugh at Frood on a daily basis I'm depressed.
And I ain't depressed much.

So, what's going on in the private section of FT?
Dove?
Anything good??
I'm looking for scraps.
I was cruising the roads, and it reminds me of 40 years ago. Except for the lack of classic cars. Nobody's out.

So I go to this liquor store, which we call 'package stores' here. Liquor store=Package store. Here.
Roped off. Yellow rope. Kid behind the rope.
'Whadya want?'
'Two Bud Light Kingers'
'What's that?'
'Two Kingers. Bud Light.'
'What's a Kinger?'
'Son. Two Bud Lites 16 ounces.'
'Oh. Ya I got it. Brb.'
*Two Minutes*
'I left the change in the bag.'
'Peace.'

Crazy times-
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