Covid19 Home class exercise #1
Read the following this weekend and take notes.
Pay special attention to the underlying buttpain of the author.
I suggest read half on Saturday, half on Sunday.
Cliff notes online for $.99 at OOTIKOF website. A good study guide.
Test Monday at 9am.
Expect 15 Multiple Choice,
5 Fill in the blank,
And 1 Essay question(s).
Good Luck-
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the neighbors from hell
Today, 03:55 PM
so the neighbors were a married couple. one child. man was portugeese, the women was bitch. they were rush limbaugh evangelical christians meaning they were hypocrites. they had to show how christian they were so they adopted a kid. not just any kid but a troubled kid no one else wanted. 6 years old, father in jail, mother a druggy. how do i know that? i am nosey and looked them up on the web.
anyway. at first the kid seems alright. but as time goes on things get strange. they buy him a motorized car. he drives it up and down his driveway for hours. he goes into the middle of the road causing cars to swerve. people say, he is going to get hit one day. that day comes. some women hits his fucking car, just a small bump but he ran into his house and the father had to comfort the distraught driver. the parents let him keep driving that dam thing up and down drive the driveway. no discipline at all.
he would stare at you. i was putting some bird food into a feeder and he is giving the charllie manson stare. saying nothing. just starring. i am spooked and hurry up. i go back inside and peek out the window, he is still there and now he is looking up into our kitchen window, can he see me? fucking creeper
then he goes from that phase to the hi phase. he starts saying "hi" to everyone he sees. at first it's cute but then it starts getting on your nerves. hi to the mailman. hi to the ups guy. hi to the electrician. and he won't stop saying hi until you say hi back. the older neighbor walks his dog. damien, lets call him that, damien starts yelling "hi" the neighbor says hi back. eventually the neighbor gets sick of this and pretends not to hear damien anymore. all you hear is hi, hi, hi. hi. as the man walks his dog. he stops to talk to us and the kids is still saying hi and the neighbor says to us, "fuck that kid, he says hi to everyone and is a pain in the ass. he keeps coming around my house like i am his father, what is wrong with his fucking parents, don't they care what he is doing?
umm no they don't. they expected the neighborhood to babysit him. i am weeding. he comes over and asks what am i doing. "i am weeding". ohhhh. so i gotta babysit him and weed. i begin to stay inside the house when he is outside so i wont get ambushed. he eventually goes across the street where another married couple live and they babysit him. he is over there all day. he goes into their house without being asked and takes a piss in the toilet and does not flush. he turns on all the lights and takes a soda from their freezer. his mother comes out and has no idea where he is. so she goes to each house and asks if damien is there.
he wanders all over the neighborhood, parents are oblivious. their bio son stays close by, he is behaved. this little shit is a horror show. i look out the window one day and he is pissing in the mothers flower bed. another time he is trying to start a riding lawnmower while it is on the back of a truck. he starts swearing. he is about 8 years old now and he goes to the convenience store and tries to buy cigarettes. he goes into peoples garages and takes stuff.
their parents belong to some fundy church. they have vids on facebook of teens getting baptism dunkings. they have a father/daughter valentines dance. pictures of fathers on dates with their young daughters. it may be innocent but it looks sleezy and gives you the heebie jeebies. they have "home church" meaning 8 to 10 cars show up at around 8pm and park all over the street. these fools are having bible study. are they? i had a strong suspension they were "swinging" if you know what i mean. this was every week. all these weird people slamming doors, walking on the lawn. this is not zoned for a church, wtf.
they then adopt a black girl aged 12. she ends up beating up damien and the bio son. she lasts less than a week before she is sent back to the orphanage.
these parents are assholes. little damien just gets worse. the parents claim he has autism and dyslexia and an eating disorder. or maybe he is just a bad seed and instead of adopting such a troubled kid, why not get a dog instead and cherish your bio son.
well they do get a dog, and i fear for his safety. damien is throwing fits, i see him sucker punching mom in the driveway. mom goes on facebook, she links an article that says "is your son the next high school shooter" and under this she has a picture of damien. then she posts about how hard it is dealing with a troubled child, woe is me.
one day we see a for sale sign on their lawn. thank god. the deal falls through. they stay.
damien ends up in a mental institution for weeks. the mother blames his meds. the neighbors prevent their children from playing with damien. they gotta get kids from church to come over and play with damien. the bio son does not want to play with damien. people no longer go outside if damien is outside. he rolls on his lawn talking to someone only he can see. he does this a lot. the parents are basically clueless. the mother lets damien wander off, is she hoping he gets lost or is abducted? i think so. one night she comes rapping at the door. "where is damien". we have not seen him. the cops get called and they find him a couple streets away in someones garage. does the mother learn anything. no. he wanders off again and again, they don't care. the bio son is studying in his room, damien, who the fuck knows what he is doing. she continues to post on facebook how hard taking care of this kid is.
another for sale sign goes on their lawn. all the neighbors cheer.
damien is now swearing worse than when i was possessed. he tells a neighbor he can do what he wants. the neighbor threatens to call his parents. he says he will just intercept the call. he has put on weight. he looks nothing like the bio son. he has a buzz cut mohawk. the parents approved of this haircut?
he is sent home from school for pulling down his pants and doing god knows what. how do you know all this? cause neighbors talk and i am nosey.
these motherfuckers are the worst neighbors ever. from the home church to this crazy kid, to their weekend church picnics at their home. all these screaming fundy kids and parents with their glazed eyes making all this noise. i used to hang blair witch stick men on this un used clothes line just to piss them off. they were so fake and raging phonies. the most obnoxious kids and parents you would ever meet.
they sold the house. amen. everyone was so happy. they moved out and some new neighbors moved in. quiet people. this kid is terrorizing some other neighborhood now.
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