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Who ever had shorts on Oil futs is buying us all lunch today
« on: April 20, 2020, 01:35:44 PM »
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Re: Who ever had shorts on Oil futs is buying us all lunch today
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2020, 07:37:13 PM »
WOOT! get to waste more gasoline on EARF DAY! WOOT! I always start all the cars in the driveway and let em all idle for an hour on earf day! April 22nd BTW!!!  :happy117:
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Re: Who ever had shorts on Oil futs is buying us all lunch today
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2020, 08:20:58 PM »
WOOT! get to waste more gasoline on EARF DAY! WOOT! I always start all the cars in the driveway and let em all idle for an hour on earf day! April 22nd BTW!!!  :happy117:


NO you're not being fired Loknut, but you need to pay us $25.00 bucks a day to come into work, and that is in lieu of your normal paycheck.
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Re: Who ever had shorts on Oil futs is buying us all lunch today
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2020, 12:07:18 AM »

NO you're not being fired Loknut, but you need to pay us $25.00 bucks a day to come into work, and that is in lieu of your normal paycheck.

I'll probably only make $130K this year instead of $180K like I did last year.
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Re: Who ever had shorts on Oil futs is buying us all lunch today
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2020, 12:09:50 AM »
No storage space for oil that is not being used. Pigs and cattle are being killed and buried instead of going to the packing houses. Aint these lock downs great.
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Re: Who ever had shorts on Oil futs is buying us all lunch today
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2020, 01:22:26 AM »
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Oil might be great buy in the near future.

Possibly when it goes down to $10 a barrel.

Can't lose at that price.

I think oil really tanked in the mid 1980s as well.
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Re: Who ever had shorts on Oil futs is buying us all lunch today
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2020, 06:49:15 AM »
I thought you meant short shorts when I read the title.

I wore school shorts till I was 11 but there was no oil involved.

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Re: Who ever had shorts on Oil futs is buying us all lunch today
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2020, 09:03:56 AM »
I'll probably only make $130K this year instead of $180K like I did last year.

Sure. We’re all billionaires. Rebuilding transmissions on the kitchen table really pays. What a fucking laugh. Welcome to socialism cheeseball
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Re: Who ever had shorts on Oil futs is buying us all lunch today
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2020, 11:04:29 AM »
Sure. We’re all billionaires. Rebuilding transmissions on the kitchen table really pays. What a fucking laugh. Welcome to socialism cheeseball

Thankfully, I still have plenty of cash to get the turbo kit finished on my 02 Camaro. WTF's wrong with rebuilding a trans at the kitchen table? I put a shop rag down first!  :biglaugha: After the turbo kit's finished, I gotta tear the trans down to have it face plated....and yea, I'll be putting the motherfucker together inside the house when the gears come back from Liberty!  :fuku:
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Re: Who ever had shorts on Oil futs is buying us all lunch today
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2020, 11:27:15 AM »


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Re: Who ever had shorts on Oil futs is buying us all lunch today
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2020, 11:30:44 AM »
No storage space for oil that is not being used. Pigs and cattle are being killed and buried instead of going to the packing houses. Aint these lock downs great.

 I'm actually looking forward to the bootlickers realizing what economic devastation looks like.

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Re: Who ever had shorts on Oil futs is buying us all lunch today
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2020, 11:41:28 AM »


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Should be good for low 9's in the 1/4. Runs on E-85 FYI so its literally burning food that some african could be eating.
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Re: Who ever had shorts on Oil futs is buying us all lunch today
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2020, 02:54:16 AM »
I'm actually looking forward to the bootlickers realizing what economic devastation looks like.

 LeT tHeM eAt CaKe!!!

According to this video, oil crashing below $0 is a really Big Deal for the US economy & the Stock Market.



I suspect Herman & Bigly Smiles won't be pleased.

Po' Herm will have to dig dirt for a living to pay for his barrelwash since the area of Canada will soon become very depressed. Not much action in the Oil Patch these days.
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Re: Who ever had shorts on Oil futs is buying us all lunch today
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2020, 03:03:56 AM »
I'm actually looking forward to the bootlickers realizing what economic devastation looks like.

 LeT tHeM eAt CaKe!!!

2008 was no picnic...but this one may be worse

But then again, I was born a poor child...I like living well, but I can handle cinching my belt.  It's the pansies that were raised middle and upper middle class that will start crying first...
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