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[SirSuperSouthern]

You know who I am, I've never once nic-switched.

You know who I am, I've posted more pictures of myself than any other e-combatant - ever.

You know who I am, because you look up to me while I don't bother looking down at you.

Demand whatever stupid stips you feel you'll need, and you can even choose the judges.

My shrugarooz? No goddamn run-ins; just me and you - who's putting more genuine thought about meeting me in the cage than catching the coded virus specifically made to kill everyone's rich parents, every nigger, and your dog.

I know there's a forum for Call-Outs; but nobody checks it because nobody cares, because it never ever gets shit rollin'. I'll get you rollin', down the long path to the bottom of the Great Canyon. Hey, people will actually look at your worthless ass for once instead of staring straight into the Sun when you're detected...



SSS
- Submit your resume

[Dovey]

 I already told you I'd give you some Popeyes if you jerked off in a cup for me.

 But you gotta be a bitch.

[BroadcastHoney]

I'll be a judge.

Only former combatants in flame matches allowed to judge.

[The Scoundrel]

Normally when I open a card there's a witty verse or tonnes of kisses.

This one done disappoint.

Some old drunk of no importance spilling the remainder of his liver function in a textual shit wash.

Was the post aimed at anybody in particular SSS?

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be talking to any of the few Flamers posting here. It'd be too much like a Public School Boy squeaking "Please Sir, can I have some more" as he's being caned on the bare buttocks in front of the whole class.

Or maybe drinking at 7am makes you want to be chastised publicly?

There's some fuckin strange fuckers around here.

 

[BroadcastHoney]

I'm too hardcore for SSS...

I'd have that poor guy a blithering mess if I took him on.

 

Normally when I open a card there's a witty verse or tonnes of kisses.

This one done disappoint.

Some old drunk of no importance spilling the remainder of his liver function in a textual shit wash.

Was the post aimed at anybody in particular SSS?

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be talking to any of the few Flamers posting here. It'd be too much like a Public School Boy squeaking "Please Sir, can I have some more" as he's being caned on the bare buttocks in front of the whole class.

Or maybe drinking at 7am makes you want to be chastised publicly?

There's some fuckin strange fuckers around here.

 

^^^^

Sounds like this one wants to take one for the team.

SSS would probably cream you munchkin.

[The Scoundrel]

SSS would probably cream you munchkin.

In a twisted way I agree.

SSS would most certainly cream in his pants if I twatted the last of his tombstone teeth out here.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be talking to any of the few Flamers posting here. It'd be too much like a Public School Boy squeaking "Please Sir, can I have some more" as he's being caned on the bare buttocks in front of the whole class.

Too much like... what?

Sentence 1) I open a card for anyone. Then you state that I'm not actually challenging any of the flamers here. What?

Sentence 2) You then immediately fall off the track by capitalizing the word Boy before hungrily typing "bare buttocks". What!?


Get the fuck outta my sight before I re-retire you...



SSS
- Again.

[The Scoundrel]

Sentence 2) You then immediately fall off the track by capitalizing the word Boy before hungrily typing "bare buttocks". What!?[/size]

Surely someone with your particular bent has been caned on the bare ass whilst chomping on a ball gag?

Perhaps you're old school and prefer a good birching?

Fuckin raging pervert.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Well? Mash the fucking button that tells the unfortunate, paranoid people working in the medical field to "come on down!"

How many goddamn times have you pressed it this month?

Don't act shocked when you franticly look around for it - someone must've taken it...



SSS
- Who the fuck else ever comes over?

[SirSuperSouthern]

Surely someone with your particular bent

What?



SSS
- Put your slimy fucking teeth back in so I can understand you.

[The Scoundrel]

Well? Mash the fucking button that tells the unfortunate, paranoid people working in the medical field to "come on down!"

How many goddamn times have you pressed it this month?

Don't act shocked when you franticly look around for it - someone must've taken it...



SSS
- Who the fuck else ever comes over?

I think you posted in the wrong thread dude.

You that drunk already?

How sad.

 

[The Scoundrel]

What?

Sorry. I used the English language in a manner that requires a triple digit IQ.

I'll dumb it down for you in future kid.

 

[BroadcastHoney]

I would have said peculiar bent... But that's just me.

 

[The Scoundrel]

I would have said peculiar bent... But that's just me.

 

He wouldn't have understood that either.

But that's just him.

 

[BroadcastHoney]

Are you accepting the challenge Scoundrel?

Man up melonhead.

Maybe Flynn the Foolish one might man up.

Personally, I'd like to see Biggie man-up but he's busy counting his stock losses.

[SirSuperSouthern]

Thanks guys. I Googled "bent" to see how many meanings the word has. Now I can't decide whether you're using the word in its noun form, or its adjective 2 definition.

Both flawlessly describe me, thanks again...



SSS
- *takes another shot of Corralejo Reposado*

[The Scoundrel]

Thanks guys. I Googled "bent" to see how many meanings the word has.

HTH

Are you accepting the challenge Scoundrel?

Man up melonhead.

Maybe Flynn the Foolish one might man up.

Personally, I'd like to see Biggie man-up but he's busy counting his stock losses.

I'm becoming reticent to post at all as my posts keep disappearing.

Somebody look under the hood and get the socket set out.

 

[wizer]

@The Scoundrel

Your post above mine only has the quote of another poster, it doesn't contain anything written by you, might want to check on that.

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Just kidding

[Seamajor]

I already told you I'd give you some Popeyes if you jerked off in a cup for me.

 But you gotta be a bitch.

Fuck you are bored. 

[Baby Doll]

Normally when I open a card there's a witty verse or tonnes of kisses.

This one done disappoint.

Some old drunk of no importance spilling the remainder of his liver function in a textual shit wash.

Was the post aimed at anybody in particular SSS?

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be talking to any of the few Flamers posting here. It'd be too much like a Public School Boy squeaking "Please Sir, can I have some more" as he's being caned on the bare buttocks in front of the whole class.

Or maybe drinking at 7am makes you want to be chastised publicly?

There's some fuckin strange fuckers around here.

 

look at this asshole fronting like a bitch. you sucked at trf, you got pwned by a "dog taking a shit gif". you posted a chop of a dick on a penis, ant passed your ass around the forum like a pack of cheap cigs.

you forget how to quote posts and you are the god dam mod here. sit back down, feral can bring more heat than your tiny dick can.

fuck off scoundrel