Women and children first? Christ, you're older than the Bible. There was a time when that may have had some merit to it, unlike my heinous self.
People your age don't know how to use computers but you do, so you've seen what women are really like. Delicate ladies? Get with the fucking times. If women were as gentle and loving as they were once portrayed as being (before I was born, of course), that has turned into a fictitious myth, like most stories in the Bible you helped to write.
Now we all see what they are - faker than your creepy bent smile, fuckface (gummer). They either transform themselves into inflated whores in order to get the attention of rich men, or they look like bus riders who shave once a week and angrily stand for PC bullshit because ugly bitches are treated like trash and they're all bent outta shape about it. None of them are exactly
in shape either.
You were once at CJ so you've seen all you need to in order to nod your head as you read the paragraph above. So would I let some cunt like, say, your wife hop into my well-hidden mid-sized catamaran after I drunkenly, intentionally rammed my yacht into another one that had made me jealous at first sight? Nah, it would be fun to watch her drown because if she could swim she would've left you and that doomed island decades ago.
Hmm, bring a kid/war toy along for the ride? I'll let GWAR answer that one for me:
Churning through the bestial muck.
A cosmic forklift rules my throbbing
asshole. The All-Eye says you are the
right slave--to be my anal knave--
tongue in my anal cave--Boy!! You're just
a war-toy--Just my little anal butter
boy. Oh I'm so filled with joy. Now I
know glee. 50 million hosebags every
day. They die for me to have my way. Surely
it is their deaths they seek, to brave
my toxic--anal reek--Cause I'm so
glad he is among us--I'm so glad he
is a fungus--I'm so glad--He is among
us--Philled condoms--My
nipples explode!!!! You're just a
war toy. Let's all go drink and kill
and fart. Yeah sure it's fun, but is
it art? The All-Eye sees the butt
disease. Humanity--is on their knees
with little boys... SSS
- Is your "son" still "married"?