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on: April 22, 2020, 07:50:33 AM
Normally when I open a card there's a witty verse or tonnes of kisses.

This one done disappoint.

Some old drunk of no importance spilling the remainder of his liver function in a textual shit wash.

Was the post aimed at anybody in particular SSS?

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be talking to any of the few Flamers posting here. It'd be too much like a Public School Boy squeaking "Please Sir, can I have some more" as he's being caned on the bare buttocks in front of the whole class.

Or maybe drinking at 7am makes you want to be chastised publicly?

There's some fuckin strange fuckers around here.

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Reply #1 on: April 22, 2020, 07:57:02 AM
SSS would probably cream you munchkin.

In a twisted way I agree.

SSS would most certainly cream in his pants if I twatted the last of his tombstone teeth out here.

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Reply #2 on: April 22, 2020, 08:40:51 AM

Sentence 2) You then immediately fall off the track by capitalizing the word Boy before hungrily typing "bare buttocks". What!?[/size]


Surely someone with your particular bent has been caned on the bare ass whilst chomping on a ball gag?

Perhaps you're old school and prefer a good birching?

Fuckin raging pervert.

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Reply #3 on: April 22, 2020, 08:54:39 AM
Well? Mash the fucking button that tells the unfortunate, paranoid people working in the medical field to "come on down!"

How many goddamn times have you pressed it this month?

Don't act shocked when you franticly look around for it - someone must've taken it...



SSS
- Who the fuck else ever comes over?

I think you posted in the wrong thread dude.

You that drunk already?

How sad.

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Reply #4 on: April 22, 2020, 09:01:36 AM
What?

Sorry. I used the English language in a manner that requires a triple digit IQ.

I'll dumb it down for you in future kid.

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Reply #5 on: April 22, 2020, 09:07:55 AM
I would have said peculiar bent... But that's just me.

 8)

He wouldn't have understood that either.

But that's just him.

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Reply #6 on: April 22, 2020, 09:27:58 AM
Thanks guys. I Googled "bent" to see how many meanings the word has.



HTH

Are you accepting the challenge Scoundrel?

Man up melonhead.

Maybe Flynn the Foolish one might man up.

Personally, I'd like to see Biggie man-up but he's busy counting his stock losses.

I'm becoming reticent to post at all as my posts keep disappearing.

Somebody look under the hood and get the socket set out.

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Reply #7 on: April 22, 2020, 10:21:54 AM
fuck off scoundrel

In a post where you criticise my use of board features you can't even capitalise a shitpost.

Are you being ironic? Americans are shit at irony.

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Reply #8 on: April 22, 2020, 10:26:32 AM


You are TRIPPIN



if you or any of us delete your posts, they go straight to the admin board bins. Can you see those on top of the mod board ? Your posts are not there.

I can indeed see them.

It doesn't explain 2 posts disappearing in 2 days though does it?

Like I say. There's a Gremlin in the works.

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Reply #9 on: April 22, 2020, 10:37:33 AM
Senior Spike or El Mogwai?

I was thinking more Robert Calvert.

You might have to Google that reference.

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Reply #10 on: April 22, 2020, 10:47:54 AM


If something was buggy, it would be happening to everyone

So you would think.

Ask yourself why the fuckin GM would say posts had gone when they hadn't?

Makes as much sense as a Flynn post after a massive pipe don't it?

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Reply #11 on: April 22, 2020, 10:57:12 AM


I’ll ask Joo to check the logs and see what’s going on

Please hun.

I can't remember yesterdays post but today I replied to

That's what I said.  :dontknow:

 But then it started threatening defamation lawsuits and rubbing feces on the wall

 I was skerrred, Pa.  :bawling:

And when I went back the reply was gone.

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Reply #12 on: April 22, 2020, 01:45:26 PM
ants "dog taking a shit" gif.

Indeed. Flame magic going on there.

Bra1n musta been sat on the shitter posting from his phone.

But then. You were all far too dumb to realise Bra1n was running the troll.

Did you enjoy the melties that all produced? I never read any. I never looked back.

Fool me once etc.

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Reply #13 on: April 22, 2020, 04:00:13 PM
I see SSS signed into the BG for about 2 hours but never came near his own shit thread.



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Reply #14 on: April 23, 2020, 05:01:04 AM
this Captain would make a brave escape from his own sinking ship.

Not a great believer in women and children first eh?

If you didn't take a kid or two how would you amuse yourself on whatever fetid desert island you ran into?

Think things through first dickwad.

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Reply #15 on: April 23, 2020, 05:39:48 AM
Women and children first? Christ, you're older than the Bible. There was a time when that may have had some merit to it, unlike my heinous self.


I guess you missed my entirely true and logical post about continuing a genetic line?

A couple of blokes could impregnate a hoard of women thereby saving that portion of humanity.

The "Captain" stays where he's fuckin put and whistles as the ship goes down you fuckin pedophile coward.

Humanity--is on their knees
with little boys.

We know dude. You're an admitted fuckin perverted kiddy diddler.

No need to flaunt it.

Makes you kinda look bad kid.

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Reply #16 on: April 23, 2020, 05:50:02 AM
while I explain the modern world to you.

A modern world in which predatory cunts like you are left to roam free?

Nah. You can keep that.

I have a rather extreme level of violence that i reserve for nonces.

You could have asked one of them but fuck if I'm leaving one alive to prosecute me.

I also set traps for vermin.

It's similar.

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Reply #17 on: April 23, 2020, 06:20:02 AM
Your attempt to address me made you look pretty bad

You think I spend more than a fragment of my time posting toward an admitted pervert and coward?

Dude. You talk the talk but I walk the walk.

I was diagnosed as a paranoid psychopath at 14 after putting a neighbour into a coma with a tyre lever after finding out he'd been fucking with his daughter.

I've ended the lives of a handful of wronguns that crossed my path.

Your only worry here is that I don't have an episode whilst posting, believing what's being written and turning up at your door with a shiv fashioned from the bones of the septic cunt that begat you.

So there's that.

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Reply #18 on: April 23, 2020, 06:30:05 AM
SSS admitted he's bent...  :popcorn:

You tryin to tempt me Frodo?

I'm sure his PI would be available to a techy type.

Perhaps a change of identity and a move to another state is in order?

I don't fuckin know. I can't tell how I'm going to react from one minute to the next.

It's fun being me.

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Reply #19 on: April 23, 2020, 06:36:48 AM
He's already posted pictures of his poodle...who may not be a bitch after all...

Animals have to be fair game to other animals.

It keeps the cunts just below my radar and therefore still breathing.

It's a good move if you think about it.

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