All that written just for me? Hate to burst your bubble dog fucker but I don't smoke cigarettes. Weed, Marijuana, and cannabis? Yes. Cigs? No.
Let's get back to the main fact of you looking like a sunburned, way on the spectrum and balding beastiality junkie. Seriously, take your middle aged flatulence along with your gross receding hairline, turn it upside down and stick it up BEnzo's fake valor ass.
Why does your head look like a deformed pineapple? What the hell are those nasty red splotches on yer face? Not only do you have skin that looks like it's made of parchment paper but I could sharpen all of my kitchen knives and that dry abrasive skin on that thing you call a head.
Those fucking eyebrows! You should have been shot on the spot. You actually go out into public with those outlandish things? Those are the worst fucking unkempt eyelashes I have ever seen. Look at those things. Those fuckers are like wings. One good gust and you could fly coast to coast in under an hour with a good tailwind. Those fucking eyebrows are fucking killing me.
What happened to your neck? Did you eat it? Why does it look someone took a cow's ass and superimposed it on some sloppy fucker wearing a dirty ARMY sweatshirt? What is that kind of haircut is that, where it looks like a thin sheen of dirt on your scaly otherwise balding anvil you call a "head?"
You want to start a thread about my fucking teeth? Where the fuck are yours? Do you have a chubby poking out of your soiled gray sweatpants? Look at that that mini tent you got going on. Two Chipmunks could sleep dry with all that tentage you got going on. Or is it because you're in close proximity to that ugly fucking mutant of a dog? What is that thing? A cross between a Poodle and your sperm?
Jesus Christ, and you're wearing some $11 Under Armor shoes, you obviously purchased at your local Fred Meyer. I mean fuck, look at that fucking ghetto you live in. Where is that? Somewhere in the south? What's the average yearly income per capita there? $29,000?