Weed has gotten so good everywhere but Canada that our resident hosebag can't sell a goddamn gram at the middleschool right up the street. He has to take his wife with him to lower suspicions when he jogs their 1/6th of one-half of a kilometer track. While his wife dangerously sits on a swing.
That Hispanic Canuckerian puts his God-given face on The Rock's rockin' body because he cannot stand his own, nor stand on it after mowing another enormous soccer field that players stand around on while the game clock ticks UP!!! Reading fabricated Canadian gossip about Americans and poking children, senior citizens, and Jews on facebook before getting a yellow flag for it despite being just over 300 meters away from the "action".
Hell, Canadians will be able to use aluminum bunny ears any day now as the population feigns interest in their nation's annual news. About the cold. About a cold. About cold dog shit they can throw at America. Throw at Alaska. Throw with their left hands. Their cold left hands.
"Big girls" have some genetic deficiency which partly explains the oddity of having black babies, even when they're married to Canadians - where niggers get their boot laces tied together by police. Google George Floyd and wade through the liberal shit until you get to a criminal record that got him 5 years in a Houston prison for pointing a gun at a pregnant woman's stomach before snatching her purse. Canada motherfucker, where Canadian in-laws declare their daughter's dark brown babies as divine fucking miracles. Makes hosebag just wanna go work, unlike his newest child ever will.
Canadian males and grandmothers are known to soul-search after such unexplainable bummers by watching Van Helsing and Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, back-to-back. Yep. Canadians never desperately need to ask Google important questions because THOSE two all-white babies make War and Peace (Tolstoy - pfft) just look like a soccer field the size of Nunavut, which is misspelled because none of them have read W&P...
SSS
- Canadians ain't having none of 'at boring bullshit.
You got me.
That is indeed the Rock's "rockin' body" photoshopped with my father's yearbook picture.
Claiming I'm ashamed of my body? You should be ashamed of your brain.
Who cares about the body on my avatar except for you?
I'm so Canadian my wife and I did it doggy style on Saturday nights so we could both watch hockey.
She sat in lap during the Raptors NBA championship win. She bounced more than Kawhi Leonard's game seven winner against the Sixers. She came out to play when the Warriors didn't.
During covid we both wear goalie masks and our sex is better and safer than ever.
This is not a dating site, disregard my avatar and remember I have a real fat wife that I really love.
That goes for gay peepers like SSS and the fat girls contingency.