Yeah, nah....you're stretching the truth to align with your sphincter...
No he isn't!
1,2,5,and 6 are all proven facts.
3 and 4 are like 98% true.
I add # 7. Freud attempts to catfish dudes. Just ask Rotwang.
Oh, #8. Frood cohabitated(s) with grown men past the age of 25 without mitigating circumstances. FACT! More than one at a time too the fruity wanking faggot.