Seriously, I try reading that tripe, but after the 2nd paragraph or so my brain simply refuses to acknowledge such levels of literary retardation.
It's like Flynnbecile prints the trash it writes here, sprinkles it with dog shit and whale blubber, eat that crap and vomits it on the forum again.
And don't worry about Deport, he's a good guy. I don't think he's interested in catching your herp.