You haven't been funny since the doctors attempted scraping your off the walls of your mother's womb
There was a time that we all felt welcome in the warm embrace of your uterus JooDug, but then you accidentally tripped over Kevin lying naked and shivering on the cold, dank floor - as we watched you evolve into the panel abusing non-fucking-empty entity you have come to gratefully personify.
It's like your memory submissively serves your own lack of memory.
