My date with Dovey

[Blurt]

It was all going marvelously well, right up until that moment she let loose a maniacal cackle and whipped out a dildo harness from underneath her pillow.

Nope. Nope nope. Just nope.

I fled. Also had to find alternate arrangements to smuggle myself back across the U.S.-Canada border as I thought it uncouth on my part to ask her for a ride back in the Dovemobile after having rejected her kinky ass.

No hard feelings, eh, Dove? Well, not that kind of hard, anyway.

[Dovey]

 I would have went very slowly and gently. 

 You just looked so sexy in those silk thigh thighs. It was hard to control myself.

 Maybe we can meet for coffee and try again? Go slow.....yanno.....just the tip? 

[Joe]

It was all going marvelously well, right up until that moment she let loose a maniacal cackle and whipped out a dildo harness from underneath her pillow.

Nope. Nope nope. Just nope.

I fled. Also had to find alternate arrangements to smuggle myself back across the U.S.-Canada border as I thought it uncouth on my part to ask her for a ride back in the Dovemobile after having rejected her kinky ass.

No hard feelings, eh, Dove? Well, not that kind of hard, anyway.

Did they actually let you in, Blurt?

Unless you updated your gender identity status card, homeland security might well prohibit your entry into the United States, ifya know what I mean, eh Blurt?

[BEnzo]

It was all going marvelously well, right up until that moment she let loose a maniacal cackle and whipped out a dildo harness from underneath her pillow.

Nope. Nope nope. Just nope.

I fled. Also had to find alternate arrangements to smuggle myself back across the U.S.-Canada border as I thought it uncouth on my part to ask her for a ride back in the Dovemobile after having rejected her kinky ass.

No hard feelings, eh, Dove? Well, not that kind of hard, anyway.

You running from a dildo is like Fat Danny running from 2 for six Big Macs.
Just sayin'

[Joe]

I would have went very slowly and gently. 

 You just looked so sexy in those silk thigh thighs. It was hard to control myself.

 Maybe we can meet for coffee and try again? Go slow.....yanno.....just the tip? 

Sorry to disappoint you, But Blurt might have already had it cut off, eh?

Same time Blurt mentioned something about money problems.

So lack of affordability may have prevented Blurt from going ahead with the procedure.

[Herman]

Old Joe running from a dildo is like Fat Danny running from 2 for six Big Macs.
Just sayin'

No frickin doubt about it.

[kooch]

It was all going marvelously well, right up until that moment she let loose a maniacal cackle and whipped out a dildo harness from underneath her pillow.

Nope. Nope nope. Just nope.

I fled. Also had to find alternate arrangements to smuggle myself back across the U.S.-Canada border as I thought it uncouth on my part to ask her for a ride back in the Dovemobile after having rejected her kinky ass.

No hard feelings, eh, Dove? Well, not that kind of hard, anyway.

She went arse to mouth and you loved it.

No need to be shy mate, we're all friends here.

[Blurt]

Sure, we can try again, dearest Dovey.

But maybe this time you can leave the satin opera gloves and fur booties out of it, too?

I'm a traditionalist.

Joe, stop pretending you don't know whether I still have my cuke or not. I sent it to you in a pickle jar last year when you were looking to buy relics from a saint.

[Oak]

Oh my.

[Blurt]

Joe's a collector.

Incels can never have too many dicks in bottles.