You should really take the mod position Her Grace has offered you.
Your job would be really simple. Just keep the carpets clean where Her Grace might tread, so to keep Her from not being annoyed by the political drivellings that drip like so much snot from the noses of the denizens here, and in return you get the modicum of Power you so crave and a tiny hammer against the cons who always best you debate.
... and, of course, then we the general population here get to fuck with you whenever we happen to be around.
What'dya say?