...and other lady things like selfies and makeup, oh and lifestyle sanitary towels. You know the ones, the ones where you can skateboard or skydive secure in the knowledge that blood will not seep out from your lady parts. Shit and irritable bowel syndrome is obviously another matter, but that's another lifestyle choice.
I also like saying cocksucker a lot, and faggot, or faggit, depending on how evil I feel.
Does anyone else think that is cutting edge?
Does anyone smell their fingers after post-coital masturbation while smoking a Cuban cigar?
When you are applying your makeup, does anyone else feel that domestic abuse can be counter-productive when using eye-liner?
I dare you to disagree with me on any or many of my valid observations.
Let the flaming begin.