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I like makeup...
« on: August 10, 2020, 05:38:58 PM »
...and other lady things like selfies and makeup, oh and lifestyle sanitary towels. You know the ones, the ones where you can skateboard or skydive secure in the knowledge that blood will not seep out from your lady parts. Shit and irritable bowel syndrome is obviously another matter, but that's another lifestyle choice.

I also like saying cocksucker a lot, and faggot, or faggit, depending on how evil I feel.

Does anyone else think that is cutting edge?

Does anyone smell their fingers after post-coital masturbation while smoking a Cuban cigar?

When you are applying your makeup, does anyone else feel that domestic abuse can be counter-productive when using eye-liner?

I dare you to disagree with me on any or many of my valid observations.

Let the flaming begin.
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Re: I like makeup...
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2020, 05:40:08 PM »
cocksuking faggots
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Re: I like makeup...
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2020, 05:40:30 PM »
Sorry, I meant faggits!
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Re: I like makeup...
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2020, 05:49:01 PM »
At least you’re talking about something other than politics.
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Re: I like makeup...
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2020, 05:56:29 PM »
You mentioned it...not me.

So tell me what shade of rouge you are wearing tonight you saucy cocksucking faggit?
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Re: I like makeup...
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2020, 07:34:28 PM »
Has blandy made it into Guinness for shoving the most items in his ass in under 10 seconds? Remember blandy, practice!!!
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Re: I like makeup...
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2020, 07:53:31 PM »
Don't know about up your way Blandy but we're currently experiencing the biggest thunderstorm I've ever witnessed. It's fuckin lashing it down, has lasted for nearly two hours and the lightening is about every three seconds. It's also 21 degrees at nearly 1am. I went for a really cool walk on the beach as it started and I've never returned home while the storm has lasted ever before.

This one's a fuckin marathon though.

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