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Since my toilet duck thread...
« on: August 13, 2020, 12:30:33 PM »
...proved such a success with my American cousins, I selfishly wondered if you ever wondered how fucking dumb 97.3% of you actually are?

Now, hear me out, I realise that might sound rather confrontational and it probably subconsciously is. But seriously, it's not as if you don't continually prove it.

I start a troll thread, and you fed on it like it's the fucking ambrosia of the Gods - or just you lot trying to look good while face-planting and painting yourself into a pile of Joo's steaming shite (that he accidentally lays down on sidewalk's everywhere he goes), like an augmented reality game on android or i-phone.

You cunts have to be the dumbest stinky fingered fuckholes ever to grace a forum anywhere.

I don't know whether to chastise you or embrace you...after all what are you but the product of your own environment.

Is this nature vs nurture, or just blind faith vs reality?

Let the laming and shaming begin....

 
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2020, 02:14:02 PM »
I farted once and it turned out to be a shart!
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2020, 02:48:00 PM »
I hope I'm not letting a secret out of its hidey hole but the reason you, Blandy m'boy, can start a shite thread about one silly thing or another and have it explode like several tons of ammonium nitrate is because you have what some would call "charisma".

Like you or hate you they can't fuckin' resist you.

I think I might be jealous.
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2020, 03:26:59 PM »
It was never a gift my old friend...it's a curse.

Like smallpox from a gifted blanket given to indigenous/aboriginal peoples, or a sugar craving when you're 34st and 9lbs.

It all seems to work out in the end though.
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2020, 03:31:06 PM »
I farted once and it turned out to be a shart!

Now we all appreciate your honesty....but are you sure it was only the once?
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2020, 03:42:00 PM »
I hope I'm not letting a secret out of its hidey hole but the reason you, Blandy m'boy, can start a shite thread about one silly thing or another and have it explode like several tons of ammonium nitrate is because you have what some would call "charisma".

Like you or hate you they can't fuckin' resist you.

I think I might be jealous.

On this we clearly agree.
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2020, 03:42:44 PM »
Now we all appreciate your honesty....but are you sure it was only the once?

He deserves credit for agreeing with your OP so creatively.
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2020, 04:13:56 PM »
...proved such a success with my American cousins, I selfishly wondered if you ever wondered how fucking dumb 97.3% of you actually are?

Now, hear me out, I realise that might sound rather confrontational and it probably subconsciously is. But seriously, it's not as if you don't continually prove it.

I start a troll thread, and you fed on it like it's the fucking ambrosia of the Gods - or just you lot trying to look good while face-planting and painting yourself into a pile of Joo's steaming shite (that he accidentally lays down on sidewalk's everywhere he goes), like an augmented reality game on android or i-phone.

You cunts have to be the dumbest stinky fingered fuckholes ever to grace a forum anywhere.

I don't know whether to chastise you or embrace you...after all what are you but the product of your own environment.

Is this nature vs nurture, or just blind faith vs reality?

Let the laming and shaming begin....

 

so you are claiming to have a big pee pee?
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2020, 04:15:09 PM »
so you are claiming to have a big pee pee?


With a pickle on top
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2020, 04:21:26 PM »
blandscape, are you circumcised?
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2020, 04:22:50 PM »
blandscape, are you circumcised?

Your preference?
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2020, 04:23:59 PM »
blandscape, are you circumcised?


I bet he’s not
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2020, 04:34:09 PM »
I always liked Pickles, even if Dovey just used him for her pickle based gratification.

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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2020, 04:34:39 PM »
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2020, 04:37:06 PM »
Why are we talking about genital mutilation (circumcision)?
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2020, 04:51:07 PM »
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2020, 04:59:03 PM »
You'd think we didn't have baths and showers in the US the way some people post.
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2020, 05:27:31 PM »
I hope I'm not letting a secret out of its hidey hole but the reason you, Blandy m'boy, can start a shite thread about one silly thing or another and have it explode like several tons of ammonium nitrate is because you have what some would call "charisma".

Like you or hate you they can't fuckin' resist you.

I think I might be jealous.

Quoted for truth..

Very nice post Vit  :blowkiss:
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2020, 07:43:56 PM »
Why are we talking about genital mutilation (circumcision)?

Mulder.

Any time a thread takes a turn toward bizarre, kinky, or bizarrely kinky it's probably Mulder's fault.

...usually with an assist by Flea though.
You know how she gets.
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2020, 02:00:06 AM »
...proved such a success with my American cousins, I selfishly wondered if you ever wondered how fucking dumb 97.3% of you actually are?

Now, hear me out, I realise that might sound rather confrontational and it probably subconsciously is. But seriously, it's not as if you don't continually prove it.

I start a troll thread, and you fed on it like it's the fucking ambrosia of the Gods - or just you lot trying to look good while face-planting and painting yourself into a pile of Joo's steaming shite (that he accidentally lays down on sidewalk's everywhere he goes), like an augmented reality game on android or i-phone.

You cunts have to be the dumbest stinky fingered fuckholes ever to grace a forum anywhere.

I don't know whether to chastise you or embrace you...after all what are you but the product of your own environment.

Is this nature vs nurture, or just blind faith vs reality?

Let the laming and shaming begin....

 

^^^ This is not Blandscape.

What have you done with Blandscape?!??!

I need to pull out my insurance policy now.
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