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Since my toilet duck thread...
« on: August 13, 2020, 12:30:33 PM »
...proved such a success with my American cousins, I selfishly wondered if you ever wondered how fucking dumb 97.3% of you actually are?

Now, hear me out, I realise that might sound rather confrontational and it probably subconsciously is. But seriously, it's not as if you don't continually prove it.

I start a troll thread, and you fed on it like it's the fucking ambrosia of the Gods - or just you lot trying to look good while face-planting and painting yourself into a pile of Joo's steaming shite (that he accidentally lays down on sidewalk's everywhere he goes), like an augmented reality game on android or i-phone.

You cunts have to be the dumbest stinky fingered fuckholes ever to grace a forum anywhere.

I don't know whether to chastise you or embrace you...after all what are you but the product of your own environment.

Is this nature vs nurture, or just blind faith vs reality?

Let the laming and shaming begin....

 
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2020, 03:26:59 PM »
It was never a gift my old friend...it's a curse.

Like smallpox from a gifted blanket given to indigenous/aboriginal peoples, or a sugar craving when you're 34st and 9lbs.

It all seems to work out in the end though.
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2020, 03:31:06 PM »
I farted once and it turned out to be a shart!

Now we all appreciate your honesty....but are you sure it was only the once?
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2020, 04:34:09 PM »
I always liked Pickles, even if Dovey just used him for her pickle based gratification.

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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2020, 04:34:39 PM »
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2020, 04:51:07 PM »
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2020, 02:12:43 PM »
Mulder.

Any time a thread takes a turn toward bizarre, kinky, or bizarrely kinky it's probably Mulder's fault.

...usually with an assist by Flea though.
You know how she gets.

I am still coming to terms with the fact that Mulder is a lady.
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Re: Since my toilet duck thread...
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2020, 02:18:18 PM »
^^^ This is not Blandscape.

What have you done with Blandscape?!??!

I need to pull out my insurance policy now.

Tell me it is not good to see decent flamers arrive back into our orgasmic origami inspired blubbering folds?

Even over just one thread. If only I had the talent to bring you all back on a daily basis. Alas, that is beyond my ken.

We have V, we have Feral, we have Blurt. Gone too often but not forgotten.

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