Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread

[theJIZZ]

Yes, it's her special day, and that once in a lifetime birthday where it slowly sinks in that she'll never again have to ask anyone "Which way is downhill?"   

Cause it's all downhill from here, even if it's not always shady.   

[Garraty_47]

Cause it's all downhill from here

Only when she has to take her bra off.   

[Blazor]

Dovey, how appropriate of a name for a gal who is one step closer to death, where they unleash doves at the funeral.

Lol, Happy Birthday Dovey! 

[Dovey]

Yes, it's her special day, and that once in a lifetime birthday where it slowly sinks in that she'll never again have to ask anyone "Which way is downhill?"   

Cause it's all downhill from here, even if it's not always shady.   

 That all changes today.

 I'm way too immature for this 

[Rennel_Feldswipe]

Happy Fucking Birthday, Meave!   

[Dovey]

Happy Fucking Birthday, Meave!   

 ♡♡♡♡

 It's never really my Bday until TWAP or Peaches start a thread and Valhallans make fun of me 

 Now I'm really 40 

[Oliver Clotheshoffe]

 

[The Queen Bee]

Happy Birthday!

[feral]

Happy Birthday you lovely mang thang!! 

[Aryan]

Happy 40th, Aldi Wine girl....... will you be temporarily hopping off the opium wagon to indulge in a naughty night of class A depravity?

[BEnzo]

Happy Birthday Dove!
40 isn't all that bad, sheeit-

[Blurt]

I like the number 40.

U.S. Route 40 or U.S. Highway 40, also known as the Main Street of America, is a major east–west United States Highway traveling across the United States from the Mountain States to the Mid-Atlantic States.

Not trying to suggest here that Dovey is our very own Route 40, but it occurs to me that many an automobile must have travelled down the Main Street of America, avoiding its potholes, lazily drifting on its shoulders, running out of gas or leaving skid marks on its blacktop, and heading into the sunset all visors down.

I wonder if there were any mishaps in tunnels along the way. Probably.

Happy Birthday, Dove. I gently pat your rump with one hand and jingle my pocketful of gold stars with the other.

 

[lokmar]

At least you're younger than me. So there's that!

[Captain Caveman]

You're still short, squatty, gaunt in the face, fat in the arse, have mediocre tastes in music, an unhealthy interest in sky pasta lords mythology, and you're a domestic abuser of Switches....

...but happy birthday anyway... 

Your feet will be be pole dancing again soon enough...

(Between a walking frame...) 

[deport_liberals]

Happy 40th...at least you already had your midlife crisis... 

[The Scoundrel]

Happy birthday ya skank.

40 is the age when you have to drop your price for blow jobs so get ready to work harder gurl.

xxx

 

[Dovey]

Happy 40th...at least you already had your midlife crisis... 

 Fuck that's true 

[Captain Caveman]

Remember to keep the body hair down best as possible and get a vinehar soaked sponge on a stick up ya regularly for your hubby's sake.

After 40, most women turn three quarters Yetti, one quarter dead carp.. 

[Aryan]

Remember to keep the body hair down best as possible and get a vinehar soaked sponge on a stick up ya regularly for your hubby's sake.

After 40, most women turn three quarters Yetti, one quarter dead carp.. 

Didn't you say your imaginary girl is in her 50's? 

[Captain Caveman]

Didn't you say your imaginary girl is in her 50's?

Full body electrolysis and a resleeve... it wasn't cheap.