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Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« on: August 20, 2020, 11:03:47 AM »
Yes, it's her special day, and that once in a lifetime birthday where it slowly sinks in that she'll never again have to ask anyone "Which way is downhill?"    :jump:

Cause it's all downhill from here, even if it's not always shady.    :peepwall:
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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2020, 12:43:53 PM »
Cause it's all downhill from here

Only when she has to take her bra off.   :drums:
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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2020, 03:24:35 PM »
Dovey, how appropriate of a name for a gal who is one step closer to death, where they unleash doves at the funeral.

Lol, Happy Birthday Dovey!  :happy117:
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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2020, 03:54:08 PM »
Yes, it's her special day, and that once in a lifetime birthday where it slowly sinks in that she'll never again have to ask anyone "Which way is downhill?"    :jump:

Cause it's all downhill from here, even if it's not always shady.    :peepwall:

 That all changes today.

 I'm way too immature for this  :biglaugha:
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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2020, 04:06:35 PM »
Happy Fucking Birthday, Meave!   :happy117:
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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2020, 04:18:51 PM »
Happy Fucking Birthday, Meave!   :happy117:

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 It's never really my Bday until TWAP or Peaches start a thread and Valhallans make fun of me  :biglaugha:

 Now I'm really 40  :happy117:
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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2020, 04:20:45 PM »

 
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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2020, 04:28:51 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2020, 04:33:18 PM »
Happy Birthday you lovely mang thang!!  :blowkiss:

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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2020, 05:12:50 PM »
Happy 40th, Aldi Wine girl....... will you be temporarily hopping off the opium wagon to indulge in a naughty night of class A depravity?
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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2020, 05:46:22 PM »
Happy Birthday Dove!
40 isn't all that bad, sheeit-
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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2020, 11:14:17 PM »
I like the number 40.

U.S. Route 40 or U.S. Highway 40, also known as the Main Street of America, is a major east–west United States Highway traveling across the United States from the Mountain States to the Mid-Atlantic States.

Not trying to suggest here that Dovey is our very own Route 40, but it occurs to me that many an automobile must have travelled down the Main Street of America, avoiding its potholes, lazily drifting on its shoulders, running out of gas or leaving skid marks on its blacktop, and heading into the sunset all visors down.

I wonder if there were any mishaps in tunnels along the way. Probably.

Happy Birthday, Dove. I gently pat your rump with one hand and jingle my pocketful of gold stars with the other.

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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2020, 01:19:29 AM »
At least you're younger than me. So there's that!
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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2020, 02:42:41 AM »
You're still short, squatty, gaunt in the face, fat in the arse, have mediocre tastes in music, an unhealthy interest in sky pasta lords mythology, and you're a domestic abuser of Switches....

...but happy birthday anyway...  :laughinatu:

Your feet will be be pole dancing again soon enough...

(Between a walking frame...)  :biggrin:
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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2020, 03:06:02 AM »
Happy 40th...at least you already had your midlife crisis...  :biglaugha:
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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2020, 06:40:12 AM »
Happy birthday ya skank.

40 is the age when you have to drop your price for blow jobs so get ready to work harder gurl.

xxx

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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2020, 10:36:52 AM »
Happy 40th...at least you already had your midlife crisis...  :biglaugha:

 Fuck that's true  :crampe: :crampe:
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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2020, 10:47:25 AM »
Remember to keep the body hair down best as possible and get a vinehar soaked sponge on a stick up ya regularly for your hubby's sake.

After 40, most women turn three quarters Yetti, one quarter dead carp..  :biglaugha:
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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2020, 11:03:22 AM »
Remember to keep the body hair down best as possible and get a vinehar soaked sponge on a stick up ya regularly for your hubby's sake.

After 40, most women turn three quarters Yetti, one quarter dead carp..  :biglaugha:

Didn't you say your imaginary girl is in her 50's? 
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Re: Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2020, 11:06:27 AM »
Didn't you say your imaginary girl is in her 50's?

Full body electrolysis and a resleeve... it wasn't cheap.  :biggrin:
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