Happy Birthday Dovey Roast Thread

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on: August 20, 2020, 05:12:50 PM
Happy 40th, Aldi Wine girl....... will you be temporarily hopping off the opium wagon to indulge in a naughty night of class A depravity?
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Reply #1 on: August 21, 2020, 11:03:22 AM
Remember to keep the body hair down best as possible and get a vinehar soaked sponge on a stick up ya regularly for your hubby's sake.

After 40, most women turn three quarters Yetti, one quarter dead carp..  :biglaugha:

Didn't you say your imaginary girl is in her 50's? 
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Reply #2 on: August 21, 2020, 11:11:11 AM
You do occasionally get women that age who are still attractive, Google 'Carla from Coronation Street'....

I've actually met her and I went shy as fuck, which is extremely uncharacteristic for me. She is that hot.
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Reply #3 on: August 21, 2020, 11:20:13 AM
Yeah, celebrities almost always go under the knife. I don't blame em to be honest, if you've got the money, why not. 
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Reply #4 on: August 22, 2020, 07:39:58 AM
He meant his very real male sugar daddy roomie is in his 50's.

Heh, I've been conversing with the guy over on VF and he actually seems alright, we've been having some interesting convos.
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Reply #5 on: August 22, 2020, 07:42:03 AM
I was in the Park the other day when I came across a pair of Lovebirds...

....and one of 'em was called....Dovey!

Happy belated Birthday, Dovey....

...all da best!

Joe you filthy devil, you could have given them some privacy.  :biggrin:
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Reply #6 on: August 22, 2020, 12:26:54 PM
Huh? You've talked to the roomie?
That's groundbreaking. Frood might be finally taking some real steps.
Good for him. If he comes out of the closet fully I won't be able to call him a faggot anymore.

I assumed you were talking about SumCunt or whatever he's called?
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