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I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« on: September 01, 2020, 04:24:06 PM »
....to scratch my balls.

While my hand was down there I had to chastise it for thinking about Flea clitorily and literally servicing Dovey, as Blazor watches and wanks off in the corner using his sisters Daisy Duke g-string as a crotch.

It got me to finking, what have you done to change our microscopic myopic world?
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2020, 04:47:08 PM »
New meds?
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2020, 04:48:23 PM »
With his hand down his pants the word "microscopic" springs to mind

lol
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2020, 04:57:33 PM »
Only if my cock concerns you Joo.

Well, does it?
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2020, 04:59:58 PM »
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2020, 05:18:28 PM »
Microscopic.  Lol. 

That’s the word that comes to mind when blandsoyboy sticks his hand down his pants
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2020, 05:40:31 PM »
Would you like a cock pic Joo?

Just ask..PM me.

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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2020, 07:17:18 PM »
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 01, 2020, 05:18:28 PM
Microscopic.  Lol. 

That’s the word that comes to mind when blandsoyboy sticks his hand down his pants

That would be his Blandscope....
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2020, 09:12:09 PM »
Quote from: Herbert G. Butter on September 01, 2020, 07:17:18 PM
That would be his Blandscope....
Dumbest thing^^ I ever heard.
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2020, 09:14:41 PM »
Quote from: BEnzo on September 01, 2020, 09:12:09 PM
Dumbest thing^^ I ever heard.


Give him time, he can top it.  I guarantee it.
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2020, 09:16:52 PM »
Quote from: Blandscape on September 01, 2020, 05:40:31 PM
Would you like a cock pic Joo?

Just ask..PM me.

Send me one.
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2020, 09:28:54 PM »
Quote from: BEnzo on September 01, 2020, 09:12:09 PM
Dumbest thing^^ I ever heard.

Your echo is the dumbest thing you've ever heard, Boomer Botty Boi...  :laughinatu:
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2020, 09:32:03 PM »
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2020, 09:34:57 PM »
Quote from: Oak on September 01, 2020, 09:32:03 PM
Whore.

Awwww.  That kind, sweet, generous, funny Oak is still in hiding. 
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2020, 09:35:33 PM »
Quote from: LotusBud on September 01, 2020, 09:34:57 PM
Awwww.  That kind, sweet, generous, funny Oak is still in hiding.


Yes, you forget what you called me just today? 


Was that the sweet Lotus?
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2020, 09:40:02 PM »
Quote from: Blandscape on September 01, 2020, 05:40:31 PM
Would you like a cock pic Joo?

Just ask..PM me.

 Can you take one with a regular camera?
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2020, 09:40:11 PM »
Quote from: Herbert G. Butter on September 01, 2020, 09:28:54 PM
Your echo is the dumbest thing you've ever heard, Boomer Botty Boi...  :laughinatu:
You make jokes about cock.
*BOOM*
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2020, 09:41:12 PM »
Quote from: Oak on September 01, 2020, 09:35:33 PM

Yes, you forget what you called me just today? 


Was that the sweet Lotus?

I didn't claim to be be funny, kind, sweet, and generous.  You claimed that about yourself.

Oak (+68/-113)   LotusBud (+50/-34)   -   Big mouith cunt   In topic   August 27, 2020, 12:29:22 PM

Quote from: Oak on September 01, 2020, 09:32:03 PM
Whore.
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2020, 09:42:09 PM »
Quote from: BEnzo on September 01, 2020, 09:40:11 PM
You make jokes about cock.
*BOOM*


He should come out of the closet.
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Re: I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...
« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2020, 09:43:26 PM »
Quote from: LotusBud on September 01, 2020, 09:41:12 PM
I didn't claim to be be funny, kind, sweet, and generous.  You claimed that about yourself.

Oak (+68/-113)   LotusBud (+50/-34)   -   Big mouith cunt   In topic   August 27, 2020, 12:29:22 PM

You are a big mouth cunt.   And you are a whore.  You're married and asking a man for pictures of his junk.   :dontknow:

I am not nice to you.  You know people can interact with others differently than they do with you?  You are aware of that, no?
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