I just stuck my hand down the front of my jeans...

Blandscape · 993


0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Blandscape

  • BG Reg
  • Hero Member
  • *
    • Posts: 4037
    • Karma: +18/-5
    • View Profile
  • Rated: +3354 / -5324
Reply #40 on: September 03, 2020, 01:03:03 PM
Is Blandy really posting about touching himself up?

Very fuckin strange.  :kleenex:

Clean up on aisle 4.

 :popcorn:

I was merely scratching my balls and asked a question. It was Joo that wanted me to post a pic of my junk, even if I was innocently alleviating an itch at the time.

I think Joo probably could get his rocks off in an internet world of porn 24/7/365, using an old well thumbed discarded Great Universal catalogue, and a upside down floppy mop with a cutout of Fleas face sellotaped too it.

Mine is never to reason why, mine is but to watch you all mostly self immolate and die.
  • Fucking idiot    Like    Unlike    Triggered    Hysterical    Awesome!    Shit Post!     Gay



Offline The Scoundrel

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • Posts: 4461
    • Karma: +10/-7
  • Liverpool FC Premiership Champions 2020
    • View Profile
  • Rated: +2692 / -1096
Reply #41 on: September 03, 2020, 01:16:49 PM
I was merely scratching my balls

I do hope you washed your hands before posting toward me ya slutternly Scottish scabies swallower.

 :popcorn:

  • Fucking idiot    Like    Unlike    Triggered    Hysterical    Awesome!    Shit Post!     Gay



Offline Blandscape

  • BG Reg
  • Hero Member
  • *
    • Posts: 4037
    • Karma: +18/-5
    • View Profile
  • Rated: +3354 / -5324
Reply #42 on: September 03, 2020, 01:32:29 PM
We live in a post pandemic world of 70% alcohol hand sanitiser, that you can also drink.

As a proud Scotsman, I am in heaven.
  • Fucking idiot    Like    Unlike    Triggered    Hysterical    Awesome!    Shit Post!     Gay



Offline Blandscape

  • BG Reg
  • Hero Member
  • *
    • Posts: 4037
    • Karma: +18/-5
    • View Profile
  • Rated: +3354 / -5324
Reply #43 on: September 03, 2020, 01:33:55 PM
  • Fucking idiot    Like    Unlike    Triggered    Hysterical    Awesome!    Shit Post!     Gay



Offline Blandscape

  • BG Reg
  • Hero Member
  • *
    • Posts: 4037
    • Karma: +18/-5
    • View Profile
  • Rated: +3354 / -5324
Reply #44 on: September 03, 2020, 01:36:06 PM
I think Aryan and I sometimes dance cheek to cheek....and then I accidentally rape him.

It's not my fault, he was asking for it.
  • Fucking idiot    Like    Unlike    Triggered    Hysterical    Awesome!    Shit Post!     Gay



Offline The Scoundrel

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • Posts: 4461
    • Karma: +10/-7
  • Liverpool FC Premiership Champions 2020
    • View Profile
  • Rated: +2692 / -1096
Reply #45 on: September 03, 2020, 01:58:42 PM
We live in a post pandemic world of 70% alcohol hand sanitiser, that you can also drink.

As a proud Scotsman, I am in heaven.

Indeed. Will the distillery's survive into the 2020's or will Gojo Industries become a major player in the cheap affordable (legal) drug for all, markets?

Will Boots surpass Bargain Booze as the one stop shop for methadone using pissheads ?

Will Naloxone over Purell rocks become the preferred chaser for school aged scalawags worldwide?

Why do I ask these questions here? As AP kindly pointed out I'm so far advanced from the average poster that I may as well be asking a Magic 8 Ball whilst writing my questions with a piss stream close to the breakers at low tide on a rainy, windswept beach.

Should I go on Blandy? Should I go on son?

Is it fuckin Friday yet?

That one should be easy enough for even the obfuscating Oceanic wing-nuts to answer.

 :popcorn:

  • Fucking idiot    Like    Unlike    Triggered    Hysterical    Awesome!    Shit Post!     Gay



Offline Blandscape

  • BG Reg
  • Hero Member
  • *
    • Posts: 4037
    • Karma: +18/-5
    • View Profile
  • Rated: +3354 / -5324
Reply #46 on: September 03, 2020, 02:11:01 PM


Should I go on Blandy? Should I go on son?

 :popcorn:


Well laddie, you have made it into your singular habit.

And who am I to rage against your perpetual motion machine that seems to get you nowhere?
  • Fucking idiot    Like    Unlike    Triggered    Hysterical    Awesome!    Shit Post!     Gay



Offline The Scoundrel

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • Posts: 4461
    • Karma: +10/-7
  • Liverpool FC Premiership Champions 2020
    • View Profile
  • Rated: +2692 / -1096
Reply #47 on: September 03, 2020, 02:49:34 PM
your perpetual motion machine

I'm very interested in Green energy and not only am I carbon neutral at home but I make a drink on selling back the excess.

The perpetual motion machine being the ultimate achievement in energy production.

If yer foond wun ya bonnie wee laddie arl guv ye a pratty poond fur et. Aye.

 :popcorn:

  • Fucking idiot    Like    Unlike    Triggered    Hysterical    Awesome!    Shit Post!     Gay



 

Sitemap 1 2 3 4 5 6