Look at this fucking place. The asylum is run by the patients. How utterly pathetic. What a fucking mess. You have that fat faced troglodyte Flea absconding faster than Saddam Hussein when the first rocket hit his palace at the start of Desert Storm. Flea was the "owner." Yet, in like everyday life that bloated cow was only the symbolic figurehead of the retard kingdom. Behind the scenes people with no lives pulled at Fleas very own taco smelling strings.
One in particular is a midget of smallish stature, one Biggie Dipshit. This fucking deadbeat claims to have IT experience, yet moonlights as a fucking cheapened uberdriver. Yet, the fucking steroid abuser couldn't even renew their "certificate" in time. This fable telling dolt also claims to be a fucking millionaire who hangs out on a fringe forum on the edge of the web. This captain-save-a-ho gets fucking used by every female with a heartbeat, whether it be cash gifts, banning people for no reason, and deleting accounts of people who hurt his friends feelings. This is also the guy that likes meeting women off a flame forum for dating and casual sex.
Then there's my favorite, Dovey. This one is the one that actually is labeled a "forum killer." This idiot is so fucking stupid, even a brick wall runs away when they see her and her cow logic come within 1 cubic mile. This kind of poster doesn't come along everyday. Dovey looks like a haggard and drug addled crackhead looking for another fix by any means necessary. She already admitted to screwing at least two "guys" from this forum and even got one of them to "donate" over 3k to her wonderful cause of being a fucking leech. Like Murdock, this is no troll, and not a flamer. This is someone who lives online because her real life sucks like her spelling. Dovey is such a stooge that she believed that Kevin actually "loved her and would take care of her and her brood."
My favorite has got to be, Oak. This talking aquatic land mammal lives for the drama online and off. This fucking talking giant bag of shit always wants to "tell on someone" for a slight done on a forum. Numerous pm's to the mods, administrators, police, big bird, her local congressman and the mailman. Oak is a drama queen hoping to cry about being attacked because when she walks she takes up part of the shoulder on the road, or she could surmise that Sum Cun't was in California just to pay her stank ass a visit. Please. Oak is a symptom of the overall problem with forums that cater to the bitches, whiners and losers. The one thing that really makes me laugh is that Oak is fine with "flaming" other people, but when someone turns up the heat on Oak, the first thing she does is cry fucking foul. Too fucking funny.
I hope this is what you fucks wanted...a talentless forum full of hacks and dregs that got booted from their home forums. Basically, you morons wanted this to be Doveyland. Where Dovey can share her stupidity to a wider fucking audience. So that Dovey can talk politics, yet can't even spell "politics." So Dovey can scamper around and have her pick of the bald lonely men that have rainy money to spend on an ugly forum slut, who incidently is stupid as all hell. No wonder no one of renown posts here anymore. You idiots didn't want a forum, you wanted an exclusive club of imbeciles, crybabys, and spamming dipshits. Well, good luck on that. With your current crop of posters you'll be lucky if the i.q. ratio surges past 10.