I'm getting married.

[kooch]

Just thought you faggots would like to know so you can make jokes at my expense.

That is all.

[lokmar]

Got her knocked up, ehh?

[Oliver Clotheshoffe]

Just sell yourself into slavery instead. It's less work and you get to keep the money.

[Joe]

Just sell yourself into slavery instead. It's less work and you get to keep the money.

...speaking from personal experience, Ollie?

[Oliver Clotheshoffe]

...speaking from personal experience, Ollie?

Advice from my grandfather.

He also liked to say "Church is good for two things, getting married and getting buried and there ain't much difference between the two".

[lokmar]

Did you divorce yet or you just gonna kill yourself and take the easy way out?

[Mr NiceGuy]

Just thought you faggots would like to know so you can make jokes at my expense.

That is all.

Well at least your sister won't have to change her last name.

Did you tell her yet or after you open the trunk?