Who the fuck has registered as The Scoundrel?
I demand this interloper be hung drawn quartered then strained through one of Froods sweaty socks.
I want my fuckin name now.
I don't have sweaty socks, lad.... I only wear wool socks and have OCD about it, thus buying a whole new lot every 4-8 weeks. New wool is luxurious and a dream to walk on.... old wool is gross and doesn't wick away moisture as well.
