Flea. I will rape you

Teh Scoundrel · 3046


0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline The Scoundrel

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • Posts: 4461
    • Karma: +10/-7
  • Liverpool FC Premiership Champions 2020
    • View Profile
  • Rated: +2692 / -1096
on: September 02, 2022, 02:41:41 PM
Hey Countess available tonight for a good romp rape in the hay? about midnight eastern standard time?

She turns back into a bat at that time.

Get yer pecker gnawed off.
  • Fucking idiot    Like    Unlike    Triggered    Hysterical    Awesome!    Shit Post!     Gay



Offline The Scoundrel

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • Posts: 4461
    • Karma: +10/-7
  • Liverpool FC Premiership Champions 2020
    • View Profile
  • Rated: +2692 / -1096
Reply #1 on: September 02, 2022, 02:44:47 PM
They sellin tickets to this rape?  :popcorn:

'Hood' tickets.

A point of crack gets you in the bleachers, a gram gets you cum drizzled nostrils.
  • Fucking idiot    Like    Unlike    Triggered    Hysterical    Awesome!    Shit Post!     Gay



Offline The Scoundrel

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • Posts: 4461
    • Karma: +10/-7
  • Liverpool FC Premiership Champions 2020
    • View Profile
  • Rated: +2692 / -1096
Reply #2 on: September 02, 2022, 03:00:30 PM
How much crack is a point?

Could it be old Mr Grimes the caretaker at the abandoned mine?

Or could it be point one of a gram

Dunno.
  • Fucking idiot    Like    Unlike    Triggered    Hysterical x 1    Awesome!    Shit Post!     Gay (List of Rates | 5 Post Total)



Offline The Scoundrel

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • Posts: 4461
    • Karma: +10/-7
  • Liverpool FC Premiership Champions 2020
    • View Profile
  • Rated: +2692 / -1096
Reply #3 on: September 02, 2022, 03:32:14 PM
But what's a point of a gram?

 Tell meh!!

Ah so you want me to 'Take You To School' you cheeky little minx.

Keep it in PM eh?
  • Fucking idiot    Like    Unlike    Triggered    Hysterical    Awesome!    Shit Post!     Gay



Offline The Scoundrel

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • Posts: 4461
    • Karma: +10/-7
  • Liverpool FC Premiership Champions 2020
    • View Profile
  • Rated: +2692 / -1096
Reply #4 on: September 02, 2022, 05:57:42 PM
children should be gagged and tossed into a cave

I'm just happy I live in a nigh on soundproof house.

There's few things more irritating than listening to one sided 'griefing' (as these cool gaming kids call Flaming thinking they invented it) when one of their co players misses killing a zombie and the other child is eaten brains first.

Perhaps Oak is only interested in children from a culinary aspect and doesn't mind hearing them so long as they're searing or boiling?
  • Fucking idiot    Like    Unlike    Triggered    Hysterical x 2    Awesome!    Shit Post!     Gay (List of Rates | 10 Post Total)



Offline The Scoundrel

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • Posts: 4461
    • Karma: +10/-7
  • Liverpool FC Premiership Champions 2020
    • View Profile
  • Rated: +2692 / -1096
Reply #5 on: September 02, 2022, 06:30:44 PM
Scoundrel is all bark, zero bite. Fight me

But I always bite when I fight.

Where's the fun in a fight if ya ain't gotta bite.

White me, nigga scum bucket.
  • Fucking idiot    Like    Unlike    Triggered    Hysterical    Awesome!    Shit Post!     Gay



Offline The Scoundrel

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • Posts: 4461
    • Karma: +10/-7
  • Liverpool FC Premiership Champions 2020
    • View Profile
  • Rated: +2692 / -1096
Reply #6 on: September 04, 2022, 07:53:57 AM
Da fuq? Never seen him do the rape troll before.  :confused:

Rape, Murder, Arson and Rape


You said rape twice.




I like rape.
  • Fucking idiot    Like    Unlike    Triggered    Hysterical x 1    Awesome!    Shit Post!     Gay (List of Rates | 5 Post Total)



Offline The Scoundrel

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • Posts: 4461
    • Karma: +10/-7
  • Liverpool FC Premiership Champions 2020
    • View Profile
  • Rated: +2692 / -1096
Reply #7 on: September 04, 2022, 11:11:49 AM
I swear to God


I thought about Deb when I was getting my BBL. He asked me years ago if I’d ever get my butt done.


So long as you've been living in a tree for a month using your undergarments as toilet roll you'd do for Deb.

He likes em ripe.
  • Fucking idiot    Like    Unlike    Triggered    Hysterical    Awesome!    Shit Post!     Gay



Offline The Scoundrel

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • Posts: 4461
    • Karma: +10/-7
  • Liverpool FC Premiership Champions 2020
    • View Profile
  • Rated: +2692 / -1096
Reply #8 on: September 04, 2022, 12:23:44 PM

He always said he wanted to live in a tree house.

As I understand it he was some sort of environmentalist who chained hiself to endangered trees and stuff.
  • Fucking idiot    Like    Unlike    Triggered    Hysterical    Awesome!    Shit Post!     Gay



 

Sitemap 1 2 3 4 5 6