Farmer, is that really you?

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on: September 02, 2022, 11:22:55 AM
The owner/admin of the long-gone ThirdRail forum, infamous for balling up his tiny fists of fury and impotently shaking them at people who didn't respect his authority.

Okay he wasn't quite *that* bad, but close enough to make it impossible not to taunt him mercilessly.

 Noooo Vitty, the was The Brian or some shit. The Brain?

 Unemployed Farner was the owner of Cosmic Outpost. Going back farther than TF lol

 Edit NM I see Flea already told you lol
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Reply #1 on: September 02, 2022, 11:23:57 AM
Yes, it's me. I'm doing pretty good.

 Welcome Farmer  :beerbang:
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Reply #2 on: September 02, 2022, 03:19:58 PM
On that I can't say I blame him

who wants to read the same boring shit day after day

If it ain't dingbat flynn and Gordo the slob screeching about Dove it's the King of Mongos screeching about Dove

fuck that

 I think I'm pretty interesting though.  :biglaugha: :biglaugha:
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Reply #3 on: September 02, 2022, 03:21:49 PM
Pretty sure its worse than alcohol, possibly opiates, which are of course an absolute bitch to quit when they get hold of you.

 And he was jumping on the "Dovey iz teh junkeh!!" bandwagon.

 I mean am I not completely open and shameless as fuck about my battle with heroin?  I've been clean for NINE YEARS. 

 Good luck to him accomplishing what I have.
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Reply #4 on: September 02, 2022, 03:23:05 PM
I think if you stopped responding to them they'd shrivel up and die

 I dont even have to respond to them. If they so much as see "Dovey" anywhere on the board they immediately fall all over themselves to vent outrage at my whoritry and spelling errors.

 It's something else.
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Reply #5 on: September 02, 2022, 03:39:51 PM
Yes hunny, but then again you lick windows and wear Adult scratch mitts so there's that too............

 Not all the time!
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Reply #6 on: September 03, 2022, 09:55:31 AM
Member's pics presumably?

Is that Dove at 24 secs?  :biglaugha:

 Yep  :biglaugha:

 That was mostly everyone avis....I always used my own pic for mine. So yeah that was me lol
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Reply #7 on: September 03, 2022, 10:36:36 AM
 I scored an Atom post

 "Strange. . .someone told me there was preaching to be done here.  All I see is some shredded whore.

Oh well. . .preach where ye stand, as the saying goes.

REVELATION OF THE WHORE

Sermon of The Fuck™ #30

There are some that say that whoritry is a sin, but I say unto thee, my brethren, that whoritry is no sin, but the very nature of the bitch! Amen? Indeed bretheren, heed the word of The Messenger The Fuck™ when I say unto thee that it is HIDDEN whoritry that is the transgression!

Misery is the just and certain reward of every slitch who doth hide her sins of whoritry commited in thought, word, or deed. But what is misery?

O Blessed Misery delivered unto a slitch by the righteous sermon of he that preacheth The Fuck™! The misery of the whore at its most blessed is a creation of a void or a hole, if you will, in the soul of a whore. . .a hole filled with remorse and regret. A hole created with pain and punishment, Yea, a hole dug deep as the preacher follows the way of the Cornerstones of The Fuck™,
verily those blessed Cornerstones of Punishment. . .Atonement. . .Humiliation. . .Misery, that have been spoken of before and guide the every action of those who follow the dark path!

For what is a whore, but an instrument by which The Fuck™ may be preached? O wretched whore! Thou sinner! And of thy whoritries you have brought forth thy own retribution, your own Punishment. . .Your own Atonement. . .Your own Humiliation, and Your own Misery! Yea, may thy soul be darkened by he that preacheth The Fuck™, that you may learn of thy true nature and thy whoritry no longer be hidden from thyself or from others, or if it remains hidden, that thy state become a state of self-tormenting anguish, arising from the knowledge gained of the forfeiture of thy place among the few women of worth, and the knowledge that thy estate shall never be among them. That the truth of The Fuck™ shall reveal thy whoritries unto thee and in this unhappy state may you forever continue.

O whore, reveal thyself and submit to thy penance before the righteousness of The Fuck™, then go and sin no more!

Amen"

 God I fucking miss this guy  :biglaugha: :biglaugha:

 Flynn really need a few sermons of The Fuck.
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Reply #8 on: September 03, 2022, 10:37:07 AM
I used to use my picture as my avatar at TRF until creepers like Benzo started lusting after me

never again

 I remember that  :biglaugha:
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Reply #9 on: September 03, 2022, 10:44:27 AM
Do you think another forum is a good idea?

 It would be fun to read though lol
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Reply #10 on: September 05, 2022, 08:33:48 AM
Yeah. The Atom troll was funny as fuck. Guy kept it up for years.

From the rest of the front page (and aside from  those who are here) I remember Soulcancer, Vixen, Goat Fucker, Atom and ur_droll who I think was an alt. All of whom were good posters. I'm surprised maybe Vixen and Soulcance aren't still around.

 Absolutely no one has been able to establish if this was really a very well written troll....or if the Brotherhood of the Fuck is real. Out there doing fake porn interviews and crack shack fuck for rent experiments.  Stealing left shoes.  And therein is the troll, I guess.

 Wherever they are, I hope their slitches are many and tight.

 Amen.
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Reply #11 on: September 05, 2022, 08:45:44 AM
Lol. Surely borderline illegal but slitches will be slitches.  :laughinatu:

 "Borderline" was always the operative word  :biglaugha:

  Highly highly unethical.....but never actually becoming illegal in any state.  The pictures he would sometimes post of them would be illegal to post now in most states due to revenge porn laws. Which I agree with. 

 But at that time.....if you were dumb enough to fall for any of his predatory shenanigans...you just had to eat it lol.

 Speaking of eating it.....ever hear his story about analy fisting that crackhead black girl named Peanut?   :crampe:
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